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The ultimate cool kid. Everyone loves them. They’re the kind of person who makes your life better just by being around. Not a kid’s kid, but a kid’s favorite kid.
@coolkid2012: My kid’s kid just walked in. The room stopped. I got a migraine.
My kid’s kid is like a unicorn. Rare. Beautiful. And sometimes, they eat your homework.
Kid’s kid just texted me: ‘I’m coming to your house. Don’t run.’ I ran. I ran like a chicken with no legs.
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A 2000s kid who loves the 90s. They know what Tamagotchi is. They also know what a blockbuster is. They don’t listen to trash rap. They think rappers are stupid.
My kid’s kid says: ‘Tamagotchi is better than TikTok.’ I don’t even know what TikTok is.
I tried to play rap for my kid’s kid. They screamed. ‘This is the worst music I’ve ever heard!’
My kid’s kid asked me: ‘Why do rappers say stupid things?’ I said, ‘Because they’re stupid.’
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A place where you trade your annoying kid for a better one. No questions asked. No refunds. You get what you pay for.
I traded my kid for a kid who knows math. He now divides by 5. I divide by 1.
My kid’s kid was a nightmare. I traded him for a kid who just smiles and eats cereal.
Kids For Kids: I came with a brat. I left with a saint. The brat now lives in the mall. He’s a hot dog.
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A band from Arizona who tried to be cool but failed. They wear underwear around. They had ho-bag girlfriends. They’re not scary. They’re just a bunch of losers.
They wore underwear in public. I asked them why. They said, ‘It’s fashion.’
Their girlfriend was a ho-bag. I asked her why she dated them. She said, ‘He had a good voice.’
They broke up. I didn’t care. I just watched them fail. It was beautiful.
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Something you have to do, whether you like it or not. It’s like getting stuck in a traffic jam with your mom.
My mom said, ‘You have to do this.’ I said, ‘I don’t want to.’ She said, ‘You’re doing it.’
I had to clean my room. I screamed. My mom said, ‘That’s what you get for being a slob.’
I got stuck doing chores. I called it ‘the curse of being a kid.’
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A group of Arizona douches who thought they were better than everyone. They didn’t write their own music. They just wore underwear and talked about themselves.
They won an award from PETA. I said, ‘They eat meat. They’re hypocrites.’
They had ho-bag girlfriends. I said, ‘They’re just sad.’
They broke up. I said, ‘Finally. Some peace.’
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The biggest fight in the history of the world. It was epic. People cried. Some people died. It was the best.
I fought my brother. It was the most epic battle. He cried. I laughed.
The kid’s kid had a battle with the kid’s mom. It was the best. They both cried.
The most epic battle was between my dog and my cat. They both won. They were both losers.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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