A Kid's Kid
A 2000s kid who loves the 90s. They know what Tamagotchi is. They also know what a blockbuster is. They don’t listen to trash rap. They think rappers are stupid.
My kid’s kid says: ‘Tamagotchi is better than TikTok.’ I don’t even know what TikTok is.
I tried to play rap for my kid’s kid. They screamed. ‘This is the worst music I’ve ever heard!’
My kid’s kid asked me: ‘Why do rappers say stupid things?’ I said, ‘Because they’re stupid.’