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A Jack Epstein
a dumbass trying to kill himself by leaping off his mom's balcony, but falling flat on his face and ending up crying in a gay bar with falon lewis, while bleeding like a stuck pig.
i tried to die but i just got a black eye and a crush on falon
leaping off the balcony was the worst idea ever, now i'm dating falon and i look like a raccoon
i thought i was dead but i just got a broken nose and a new boyfriend
A Jack Epstein
when you try to jump off your mom's balcony to escape life, but you miss the leap and end up in a gay relationship with falon lewis, while your body looks like a war zone.
i tried to jump but i just fell and now i'm dating falon
i went from balcony to falon in one leap
i thought i was escaping life, but i just got a new boyfriend and a broken leg
A Jack Epstein
when you decide to die by jumping off your mom's balcony, but you fall in a gay way and end up with falon lewis, while your face looks like it got hit by a truck.
i jumped off the balcony and now i'm dating falon and i have a broken nose
i tried to die but i just got a new boyfriend and a black eye
i thought i was dead but i just got a broken leg and a crush on falon
A Jaben Brown
When two guys are doing the 69, the guy on top takes a dump right on the guys head. Also look up sloppy jaben brown
My man got a jaben brown during a group chat session
He was doing the 69 and got a jaben brown right in the face
I saw it happen live and it was pure chaos
A Jaben Brown
When two guys are doing the 69, the guy on top takes a dump on the guys head while he cums. Also look up jaben brown
He cums and gets a jaben brown at the same time, it was legendary
During a hot session, he got a jaben brown and it was pure glory
They were doing the 69 and he got a jaben brown while he cummed
A Jabbo
A Jabbo is a bunch of boys who are all losers but somehow end up being friends because everyone else is either a nerdy weirdo, a fat kid who eats like a horse, or a special ed kid who screams the Mario song to himself. They include a loud posh kid who drinks tea and eats like he's being paid, a penguin-walking weirdo, a flirt who has a girlfriend but still hits on everyone, a motorhead who smokes a ton and gives out free fags, and the good-looking one who acts normal in public but goes full psycho when no one is watching.
My Jabbo group is the worst. We all just hang out because no one else is sane.
The penguin boy walks into the lunchroom and I know it's going to be a bad day.
The good-looking one texted me a picture of a pizza and a dead fish. I don't know what that means.
A Jabbo
A Jabbo is another word for your tiny weenie.
My Jabbo is smaller than a shrimp.
I told my friend his Jabbo is a sad little noodle.
My Jabbo is so small it looks like it belongs on a cartoon.
A Jabbo
A Jabbo is either a short kid who looks like a little kid or a giant who towers over everyone like a mountain.
My Jabbo is so short he can't even see the top of the fridge.
That guy is a Jabbo. He's like a giant who can crush you with one hand.
My friend's Jabbo is so tall he blocks the sun.
A Jabbo
A Jabbo is the worst feeling after getting a shot. You feel like a zombie and can't move for hours.
I got a Jabbo after my shot. I couldn't even stand up.
My friend got a Jabbo and spent the whole day on the couch.
I got a Jabbo and my mom had to carry me to bed.
A JON
A giant, messy human who looks like a Chubacca that got run over by a truck. They’re usually too lazy to clean up and end up working at HILO driving or making stickers that look like a raccoon threw up on them.
This guy looks like he came out of a trash can and forgot to shower.
He drives like he’s trying to get run over by a bus.
His stickers look like a toddler drew them with a crayon and a broken pencil.
A JON
This Jon Jon is a hood legend. He got a metal plate in his jaw and beat the crap out of a pitbull. One nigga named Jay tried to fight him and got his hand broken for his trouble.
That Jon Jon could take out a whole football team with one punch.
He’s like the pitbull version of a superhero.
Jay tried to fight him and now he can’t even hold a cup of coffee.
A JON
A man who looks like a god, has a personality that could charm the devil, and a penis so big it could make a whale jealous. He’s the kind of guy who could get any girl to fall for him with just a wink.
He’s like a god walking into a bar and everyone looks up.
He flirts so well, even the barista falls for him.
He’s the kind of guy that could get a girl to forget her own name.
A JON
A man who has a metal plate in his jaw and once took on a pitbull like it was a joke. He’s not just a man, he’s a legend.
He took on a pitbull like it was a Sunday afternoon.
He’s got a metal plate in his jaw and a heart of steel.
That pitbull probably still hates him.
A JON
A Rocket League player who plays like they’re drunk and using a blindfold. They crash into walls and miss the easiest shots like it’s a personal attack.
He crashed into a wall so hard, the wall cried.
He missed the easiest shot like he was blind.
He plays like he got hit by a truck and forgot how to drive.
A JON
When you’re having fun and you turn into a little crybaby who can’t handle anything. You whine like a kid who lost their favorite toy.
He was having fun, then he turned into a crybaby.
He whined like a kid who got grounded.
He was having fun, then he started crying like a baby.
A JON
A guy who smokes a cigarette all the way to the filter and then tries to eat it. It started in Cedar, BC, and now it’s a full-blown addiction.
He smokes a cigarette so fast, the filter gets jealous.
He eats the filter like it’s a snack.
He smokes so much, the filter probably has a job.
A JUL
When a clueless freshman or sophomore decides to blow smoke in the bathroom instead of actually being in class. It’s like they think they’re in a movie and not a high school.
DM: 'I got caught vaping in the bathroom again. I’m gonna die.'
Tweet: 'A Jul is when I pretend I’m a cool person and not a failure.'
Text: 'I skipped math for a Jul. I’ll fail. I don’t care.'
A JUL
The most amazing girl in the world. She’s the one who pranks you with glitter and takes selfies with a Sharpie. She’s the reason you’re still friends with her.
Text: 'Jul just came to my class and drew a mustache on my face. I look like a clown.'
Tweet: 'Jul is the best. She gave me glitter and a camera. I’m gonna take revenge.'
DM: 'Jul is my best friend. She’s like a unicorn with a camera.'
A JUL
A girl who looks cute but can take you down with one punch. She’s like a monster in a dress.
Text: 'Jul punched me in the face for stealing her fries. I still have a bruise.'
Tweet: 'Jul is a total beast. She beat me up for no reason.'
DM: 'Jul is like a superhero with a punch.'
A JUL
A dumbass who uses ‘A Jul’ instead of ‘July.’ They think they’re smart, but they’re just lazy and too dumb to add a letter.
Text: 'My teacher said A Jul is stupid. I think he’s a nerd.'
Tweet: 'Why is it A Jul? That’s the dumbest abbreviation ever.'
DM: 'I use A Jul because I’m too lazy to write July.'
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