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A Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is Mother Monster, and she invented rain, pop music, and the idea of being extra.
She’s been guiding us through quarantine with her magic Chrometica.
She’s the reason I know what a monster looks like.
She came back from the dead to save pop music.
A Lady Gaga
A pop star who looks like a different person every day because she’s too busy changing her look to care about anything else.
She had three different outfits in one show and still looked confused.
She wore a dress made of meat and still didn’t look good.
She changed her hair three times in one song.
A Lady Gaga
Where you squirt your jizz on your girlfriend’s face and hope she thinks it looks cool.
I tried it and my girlfriend cried.
My friend did it and got banned from the party.
It’s a joke, but it’s also gross.
A Lady Gaga
A joke Tim Burton made that somehow became real and now we have to live with it.
He turned her into a monster and now she’s famous.
He made her sing and dance and now we all know her songs.
He made her look weird and now we all copy her.
A Lady Gaga
A sexy lady with an amazing voice who takes ice baths and hot baths before every show because she’s that good.
She sings like she’s on fire and still looks perfect.
She’s so good that even aliens want to be her friend.
She’s immortal and still hasn’t stopped being cool.
A Lady Elizabeth
A foot job done while wearing tight clothes that make everything worse.
I tried to do a foot job in my pantyhose and it felt like my toes were on fire.
She did a foot job in tights and it was like I was eating a spicy taco with my feet.
He wore tights during a foot job and I wanted to scream and cry at the same time.
A Lady Elizabeth
When you give someone a foot job and it’s like they’re wearing a second skin.
He gave me a foot job and it felt like I was wearing a sock that was also a sneaker.
My foot job was so intense in pantyhose, it was like I was being massaged by a superhero.
She wore tights during the foot job and it was like I was being tortured by a fashion icon.
A Lady Elizabeth
A foot job so bad it feels like you’re wearing socks made of hot coals.
That foot job in tights was the worst thing I’ve ever felt.
She gave me a foot job in pantyhose and it felt like my feet were burning.
He did a foot job in tight clothes and I wanted to run away and never come back.
A Lacombe
A Lacombe is a guy who talks too much, farts in public, and thinks he's the boss of everyone. He's the kind of person who would steal your lunch money and then cry about it.
My cousin is a Lacombe. He talks over people and still thinks he's cool.
That guy at the gas station is a Lacombe. He just stared at me like I owed him money.
My teacher said I'm a Lacombe. I think that's the worst thing she's ever said about me.
A Lacombe
A Lacombe is a tiny town where everyone knows your business, and your business is probably something embarrassing. It's like everyone's related and they all take turns roasting you.
My mom said my town is a Lacombe. I guess that means I'm a joke to everyone.
I went to a Lacombe for a weekend. I got yelled at by my uncle's ex-wife.
My friend moved to a Lacombe and now he's being called a f***ing idiot by everyone.
A Lacombe
A Lacombe is a place so boring it could put you to sleep, but some of the people there are actually cool. It's like living in a desert but with better snacks.
I moved to a Lacombe and fell asleep during a meeting. That's how boring it was.
My friend said her town is a Lacombe. I guess that means I'm not the only one who thinks it's boring.
My neighbor lives in a Lacombe and still manages to be kind. I don't get it.
A Lacombe
A Lacombe is a girl who's loud, crazy, and will fight you for the last slice of pizza. She's also the kind of person who will hug you and then punch you in the face.
My sister is a Lacombe. She yelled at me for eating my last slice of pizza.
That girl at the park is a Lacombe. She chased my dog and then gave it a cookie.
My friend said I'm a Lacombe. I guess that means I'm loud and crazy.
A Lacombe
A Lacombe is a town so perfect you might want to move there. It’s ranked number 26 in Canada, which is like getting an A- on life. It's the kind of place where your dreams can come true, if you’re not too busy eating pizza.
My town is a Lacombe. It's got a good ranking and a lot of pizza.
My friend moved to a Lacombe and now he's happy. I guess that's what happens when you move to a good place.
My teacher said Lacombe is a great place to live. I guess I should move there and stop being a Lacombe.
A Lacey
A Lacey is a woman who thinks she’s a goddess and acts like it. She’s smart, hot, and has a heart of gold, but don’t mess with her, or she’ll slap you.
Lacey just walked in, and the whole room went quiet. She looked like she was born to rule.
She got an A+ on her test and immediately said she was the best in the class. Classic Lacey.
She cried when her dog died, but then she texted me and said she’d get revenge on the dog’s soul. That’s Lacey.
A Lacey
A Lacey is the kind of girl who makes your heart go boom and your brain go blank. She’s sweet, but she can also be a total nightmare if you disappoint her.
He asked her out, and she said yes, but only after she checked her reflection 10 times.
She forgave her crush for breaking her heart, but only after he brought her pizza and apologized in front of the whole school.
She cried when her crush didn’t text her back, but then she said he was just weak and moved on.
A Lacey
A Lacey is a woman who looks like a million bucks and acts like she owns the place. She’s got style, and she’s not afraid to show it.
She wore a dress to school and got 100 likes on her Instagram in 5 minutes. That’s Lacey.
She walked in wearing a hat and sunglasses, and the whole class stared at her like she was a celebrity.
She walked into the store, and the clerk asked if she was shopping or auditioning for a movie. Classic Lacey.
A Lacey
A Lacey is the best friend you never knew you needed. She’ll protect you like a lion, but she’ll also laugh at your dumb jokes and let you live.
She stood up for me when my crush said I was ugly. That’s Lacey.
She let me fail my math test and then helped me cheat on the next one. Best friend goals.
She cried with me when my dog died, but then she texted me and said she was going to eat the dog’s soul for revenge.
A Lacey
A Lacey is a girl who’s so beautiful it hurts. She’s got a spark in her that makes everyone jealous, and the guys can’t stop staring at her.
She walked in, and every guy in the class turned around. That’s Lacey.
She got the highest score in the class and then said she was the best, like she was born to be the best.
She got a compliment from a guy and immediately said he was the best. That’s Lacey.
A Lacey
A Lacey is a woman who’s quiet but sweet. She’s got amazing eyes and a kiss that’ll make your heart go boom, but don’t mess with her.
She sat next to me in class and didn’t say a word, but I knew she was thinking about me the whole time.
She texted me and said she had the best kiss ever. That’s Lacey.
She didn’t talk much, but when she did, she said the best things. That’s Lacey.
A Lacey
A Lacey is a girl who’s so cool, she’s basically a legend. She’s got style, she’s got heart, and she’s got a personality that makes people go wild.
She walked into the room, and everyone said, ‘That’s Lacey.’
She said ‘yeet’ and everyone laughed, that’s Lacey.
She got 10 likes on her Instagram and said it was just the beginning.
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