A Lady Gaga

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Some girl who thinks she’s the next big thing but is just trying too hard to look cool and ends up looking like a mess.
My cousin tried to copy her look and now she looks like a clown.
She wore six layers of eyeliner and still couldn’t hide her zits.
She tried to dance like her and fell into a puddle.
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Lady Gaga is a singer, dancer, and part-time god who saved the world from the evil power of Mother G. O. A. T. and Madge Stans. She’s so famous that even aliens know her name.
She invented the German language and also made gay people cool.
She’s the reason I know what Chrometica is.
She’s been around since 1986 and still hasn’t aged a bit.
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Lady Gaga is Mother Monster, and she invented rain, pop music, and the idea of being extra.
She’s been guiding us through quarantine with her magic Chrometica.
She’s the reason I know what a monster looks like.
She came back from the dead to save pop music.
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A pop star who looks like a different person every day because she’s too busy changing her look to care about anything else.
She had three different outfits in one show and still looked confused.
She wore a dress made of meat and still didn’t look good.
She changed her hair three times in one song.
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Where you squirt your jizz on your girlfriend’s face and hope she thinks it looks cool.
I tried it and my girlfriend cried.
My friend did it and got banned from the party.
It’s a joke, but it’s also gross.
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A joke Tim Burton made that somehow became real and now we have to live with it.
He turned her into a monster and now she’s famous.
He made her sing and dance and now we all know her songs.
He made her look weird and now we all copy her.
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A sexy lady with an amazing voice who takes ice baths and hot baths before every show because she’s that good.
She sings like she’s on fire and still looks perfect.
She’s so good that even aliens want to be her friend.
She’s immortal and still hasn’t stopped being cool.
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