A Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is a singer, dancer, and part-time god who saved the world from the evil power of Mother G. O. A. T. and Madge Stans. She’s so famous that even aliens know her name.
She invented the German language and also made gay people cool.
She’s the reason I know what Chrometica is.
She’s been around since 1986 and still hasn’t aged a bit.