A Jabbo

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A Jabbo is a bunch of boys who are all losers but somehow end up being friends because everyone else is either a nerdy weirdo, a fat kid who eats like a horse, or a special ed kid who screams the Mario song to himself. They include a loud posh kid who drinks tea and eats like he's being paid, a penguin-walking weirdo, a flirt who has a girlfriend but still hits on everyone, a motorhead who smokes a ton and gives out free fags, and the good-looking one who acts normal in public but goes full psycho when no one is watching.
My Jabbo group is the worst. We all just hang out because no one else is sane.
The penguin boy walks into the lunchroom and I know it's going to be a bad day.
The good-looking one texted me a picture of a pizza and a dead fish. I don't know what that means.
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A Jabbo is another word for your tiny weenie.
My Jabbo is smaller than a shrimp.
I told my friend his Jabbo is a sad little noodle.
My Jabbo is so small it looks like it belongs on a cartoon.
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A Jabbo is either a short kid who looks like a little kid or a giant who towers over everyone like a mountain.
My Jabbo is so short he can't even see the top of the fridge.
That guy is a Jabbo. He's like a giant who can crush you with one hand.
My friend's Jabbo is so tall he blocks the sun.
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A Jabbo is the worst feeling after getting a shot. You feel like a zombie and can't move for hours.
I got a Jabbo after my shot. I couldn't even stand up.
My friend got a Jabbo and spent the whole day on the couch.
I got a Jabbo and my mom had to carry me to bed.
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