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A Morgan
A Morgan is like a golden retriever who also has a PhD and will give you a titty just to make you feel better. They're not gay, but they'll show you everything if it means keeping you happy.
My Morgan showed me her titty during a math test just to help me pass.
She told me she'd show me her titty if I passed my driver's test.
At the party, Morgan pulled out her titty like it was a trump card.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Morgan
A Morgan is a human who doesn't need anyone else to be happy. She's smart as hell, never backs down, and will curse at you if you don't laugh at her jokes.
Morgan told me I was the worst friend ever if I didn't laugh at her joke about her boss.
She called me a ‘walking embarrassment’ when I failed her math test.
Morgan threatened to turn me into a chicken if I didn't stop being annoying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Morgan
A Morgan is like being hit by a rugby player who ran full speed, and you're the one who got tackled into the ground.
Derek Morgan tackled me like I was a football and he was the best player in the league.
I got rugby tackled by Morgan during gym class and fell flat on my face.
Morgan ran at me like a bull and tackled me into the wall.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Morgan
A Morgan is someone who acts like an adult, but also calls you names and spends your money on pizza. She's your best friend, your future wife, and the reason you're always smiling.
Morgan called me a ‘walking disaster’ and spent my lunch money on pizza.
She said I was her future husband and told me to stop being so annoying.
Morgan spent my entire paycheck on pizza and called me a ‘walking disaster’.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Morgan
To steal a joke is the worst thing you can do to a Morgan. She'll make you feel like the most pathetic person in the world.
I stole Morgan’s joke and she made me feel like a walking embarrassment.
She told me I was the most pathetic person ever for stealing her joke.
Morgan laughed at me when I stole her joke and called me a ‘walking joke thief’.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Morgan
A Morgan is like a superhero who hides all their pain so they don’t make you feel worse. They take on the world’s problems and never let you see them cry.
Morgan kept all her pain to herself so I wouldn’t feel worse.
She took on my problems and never let me see her cry.
Morgan hid her pain like it was a secret and never let me know.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Morgan
A Morgan is the kind of person who has everything in life but still hides their pain. They're strong, smart, and the kind of person who won’t let anyone see them cry.
Morgan hid all her pain so no one would feel worse than her.
She kept everything inside and took on my problems like they were her own.
Morgan never let anyone see her cry and kept all her pain hidden.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mordecai
A guy who gets flustered when he sees a girl and says stupid stuff that makes everyone cringe. He’s like Mordecai from Regular Show, super awkward and always messing up.
Hey, I tried to ask her out and said, 'You're like my favorite pizza slice.' She laughed and I died.
He tripped over his own feet when he saw the girl he liked. Classic.
He tried to impress a girl by doing a cartwheel. It was a disaster.
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A Mordecai
The most embarrassing simp in all of pop culture. He’s like a broken robot, always trying to please two girls and failing at everything.
He would do anything for a girl, even if it meant leaving his best friend in the dust.
He tried to juggle three girls at once and ended up crying.
He asked one girl to prom and then immediately asked another girl to prom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mordecai
A guy who can't handle rejection. When a girl says no, he goes into his room, slams the door, and plays sad songs for hours.
He got rejected and spent the whole day crying into his pillow.
After being dumped, he played 'I Will Always Love You' for three hours straight.
He got dumped and cried so hard he woke up his mom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mordecai
The main guy in the show Regular Show. He’s always trying to have fun with his best friend Rigby, but he’s also a total mess when it comes to girls.
He tried to ask a girl out and messed up his whole routine.
He and Rigby tried to pull off a prank, but he forgot about the girl he was trying to impress.
He tried to be cool, but he tripped over his own feet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mordecai
A guy who can’t get the girls. He’s too nervous, too clumsy, and too dumb to impress anyone.
He tried to ask a girl out and said, 'Do you want to be my best friend?' She said, 'No, I want to be your ex.'
He asked a girl out and then immediately asked her best friend out too.
He tried to impress a girl with a dance move and it looked like a seizure.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mordecai
A guy from a long line of warriors. He might be a total mess with girls, but he's got a strong background and a cool name to back it up.
He might be bad with girls, but his ancestors were warriors.
He has a cool middle name, but he can’t even ask a girl to prom.
He’s a warrior, but he cried when a girl said no.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Moonpig
A company that says your security is important, but then acts like they don’t care when someone finds a hole in their site and they ignore it. They’re basically a bunch of lazy jerks.
"Your security is important to us," they say. Then they leak your info. Classic Moonpig.
Paul Price found a bug. Moonpig said nothing. Now he’s mad.
They had a security hole. They ignored it. They’re a Moonpig.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Moonpig
When a company says they don’t have a security bug, but they totally do. They lie to save face and make you feel stupid.
They said there was no bug. There was a bug. They’re a Moonpig.
The bug was there. They denied it. They’re a Moonpig.
They leaked your data. They said they didn’t. They’re a Moonpig.
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A Moonpig
A woman so ugly she makes you want to vomit. Imagine a pig that lived on the moon and got fat. That’s a Moonpig.
She walked in. I threw up. That’s a Moonpig.
She looked at me. I ran away. That’s a Moonpig.
She was at the mall. I nearly fainted. That’s a Moonpig.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Moonpig
The best ad campaign ever. It’s so bad it’s good. Moonpig! Moonpig! Moonpig. com!
Moonpig! Moonpig! Moonpig. com! That’s the ad.
They screamed it in the ad. It’s the best.
They kept saying Moonpig. It was the best ad ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Moonpig
A big woman who eats like a pig. She’s probably also very messy and loud.
She ate a whole pizza. That’s a Moonpig.
She’s big and eats a lot. That’s a Moonpig.
She’s messy and loud. That’s a Moonpig.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Moonpig
Going out to get drunk and make out with ugly women. It’s like a teenage boy’s dream, but with more shame.
He got drunk and kissed a Moonpig. That’s moonpigging.
They made out with a Moonpig. That’s moonpigging.
He got wasted and kissed three Moonpigs. That’s moonpigging.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Moonpig
A person who looks exactly like the cartoon Moonpig. They’re probably also very annoying.
He looked like the cartoon Moonpig. That’s a Moonpig.
She looked like the cartoon. That’s a Moonpig.
They were the cartoon. That’s a Moonpig.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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