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A Second Chance

Newbies who can't handle getting killed. They whine like babies and expect someone to save them every time.

He died and screamed like a girl.

She got healed and then died again.

He asked me to save him even though I was dying too.

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A Second Chance

A dumb story where guys fall in love with every guy they meet. It's like a boy band and it's super gay.

I read it and I felt sick.

My friend cried because it was so bad.

I thought it was a real book and then I laughed.

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A Second Chance

Forgiveness? Please. I don't even give it to my dog when he pees on the carpet.

He messed up my floor and I threw him out.

I forgave him once and he peed again.

He didn't get forgiveness and he cried.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Second Chance

A stupid Disney idea where you have to hurt people to get a happy ending. It's like a bad breakup and then they make up.

I watched it and I felt like crying.

My friend hated it and she threw popcorn.

It was so bad I wanted to leave the movie.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Second Chance

A stupid perk that makes you think you're invincible. You keep dying and then you keep coming back like a fat kid who eats a whole cake.

He died 10 times and came back every time.

He screamed like a baby when he died.

He kept using it even when no one wanted to save him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Seawise Giant

This is when you take a girl with huge knockers and drive a motor boat up her ass. The name came from a giant oil ship called the Seawise Giant.

I motor boated my crush at the lake and she still talks to me.

He Seawise Giant'd my sister and now she won't stop crying.

Motor boating my mom was the worst idea ever.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Seawise Giant

It’s like using a motor boat to ram a girl’s tits so hard it feels like a shipwreck. The Seawise Giant was just a fat oil tanker.

I Seawise Giant'd my neighbor and now she won’t let me near her pool.

My dad Seawise Giant'd his coworker and got fired.

I rammed my motor boat into my girlfriend’s tits and it was worth it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Seawise Giant

This is when you use a motor boat to give a girl with big boobs the worst boat ride of her life. It’s named after a ship that was as big as a cow.

I Seawise Giant'd my cousin and she still won’t stop laughing.

He motor boated his ex and she had to go to the hospital.

My friend Seawise Giant'd his crush and now he’s famous.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Seawise Giant

This is when you take a motor boat and slam it into a girl’s chest so hard it feels like you’re sinking. The Seawise Giant was just a fat oil ship.

I motor boated my crush and she passed out.

He Seawise Giant'd his teacher and got suspended.

I used my motor boat to slam my mom’s chest and it was hilarious.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Seawise Giant

This is when you use a motor boat to hit a girl with big knockers so hard it sounds like a ship explosion. The Seawise Giant was just a big oil ship.

I Seawise Giant'd my friend and now he’s a legend.

She motor boated me and I still haven’t recovered.

I used my motor boat to hit my crush and it was worth it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Scrub

A person who plays CoD like they're blindfolded and drunk. Everyone laughs at them like they're the worst kind of joke.

'Bro, you're a scrub. You missed the obvious headshot.'

'You shot me in the leg. You're a scrub.'

'Scrub. You can't even aim straight.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Scrub

The original man who thinks he's the king of the world but is just a sad version of a real man.

'That guy is the OG fuckboy. Still trying to impress his high school crush.'

'He’s the original scrub. Everyone else is just a copy.'

'He’s the OG. All the other scrubs are just imitations.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Scrub

A scrub squared. Like a scrub but even more of a failure. Double the trash.

'He’s a scrub squared. He doesn’t even know how to use a mop.'

'That guy is a scrub squared. He doesn’t even have a job.'

'He’s a scrub squared. He still lives with his mom.'

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A Scrub

Something they scream at you every time you mess up on Grey’s Anatomy. Like they’re angry and tired of your mistakes.

'You messed up the surgery. You’re a scrub.'

'That was a scrub mistake. You’re not even trying.'

'They yell 'scrub' at you every time you mess up.'

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A Scrub

A guy who lives off other people. No job. No car. Still lives with his mom. He’s like a human leech.

'He lives with his mom. He’s a scrub.'

'No car. No job. Still lives with his mom. Total scrub.'

'He’s a scrub. He mooches off everyone else.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Scrub

A guy who tries to flirt with the girls in the back of the car but gets completely ignored. He’s like a ghost trying to be noticed.

'He’s a scrub. He sits in the back and tries to flirt with the girls.'

'He’s a scrub. He sits in the back and no one even looks at him.'

'He tries to flirt with the girls but they ignore him. Total scrub.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Scrub

When you wash your hands so hard you probably wish you had a life. It’s like you’re trying to scrub away your problems.

'He scrubbed so hard he probably lost a fingernail.'

'She scrubbed like she was trying to get rid of her entire life.'

'He scrubbed in like he was trying to wash away his failures.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Sean Promise

A Sean promise is a promise so strong it could make a saint swear on a cross.

I Sean promise you I'll eat my hat if Liverpool don't win the league this year.

Sean promised me a pizza if I passed my math test. I failed. He's still buying me pizza.

Sean promised the world he'd stop swearing. He didn't. He swore the world into silence.

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A Sean Promise

A Sean promise is like a promise made by a man who’s been kicked by a donkey and still talks back.

Sean promised me he’d stop drinking. He’s now drinking while singing karaoke at 2 a. m.

Sean promised my mum he’d stop eating chips for breakfast. He’s now eating chips for breakfast and lunch.

Sean promised the moon and the stars. He took the moon and left the stars hanging.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Sean Promise

A Sean promise is a promise that’s so big it makes a regular promise look like a toddler’s nap.

Sean promised me he’d stop cussing. He’s now cussing in three different languages.

Sean promised my dad he’d stop eating my lunch. He’s now eating my lunch and my dad’s lunch.

Sean promised me he’d stop running into footballers. He’s now running into them and laughing about it.

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