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A fool
A friend who’s also your worst enemy. You call them homeboy, vato, or fool, they don’t care.
My homeboy is my best friend and my worst enemy. We argue like fools.
That vato is my fool and my enemy. We fight like cats and dogs.
My fool is my best friend, and he still calls me a loser.
A fool
A clown in a court who makes jokes but also trips and falls. They're like a stupid person who Mr. T pities.
That fool is like a court jester. He talks nonsense and trips over his own feet.
He’s a fool and a clumsy person. Mr. T pities him like he’s a dog.
She’s a fool. She makes jokes and still trips over nothing.
A fool
A person you can call anything, friend, foe, or fool. You can use it when you're mad or when you're happy.
He’s a fool when he insults me. He’s a friend when he helps me out.
That person is a fool when she yells at me. She’s a friend when she brings me snacks.
My fool is my friend, but I call her a fool when she makes bad decisions.
A fool
A buddy you call fool, mostly non-white people use it. It’s like your best friend who you tease every day.
That fool is my best friend. We tease each other all day.
My fool is a non-white buddy. He’s my best friend and my worst enemy.
She’s my fool. She’s non-white, and she’s my favorite person to tease.
A fool
A person you hate, or someone you trick. You show them hate, or you prank them like they’re a dummy.
That fool is someone I hate. I tricked him into wearing a banana suit.
She’s a fool I show spite to. I tricked her into thinking I was her friend.
He’s a fool I hate. I tricked him into eating a whole cake in one bite.
A fodan
To five-putt on the green like you're trying to ruin everyone's day.
I five-putted on the green and now I'm cursed for life.
He five-putted on the green and it felt personal.
She five-putted on the green and the whole golf course turned on her.
A fodan
To five-putt on the green like it's your job and you're doing it wrong.
I five-putted on the green and my boss is going to fire me.
He five-putted on the green and his coworkers are laughing at him.
She five-putted on the green and her boss called her a disaster.
A fodan
To five-putt on the green and make everyone else feel like a genius.
I five-putted on the green and my friend made me feel dumb.
He five-putted on the green and everyone else was like, 'How?'
She five-putted on the green and my cousin was crying with laughter.
A fodan
To five-putt on the green like you're the worst golfer who ever lived.
I five-putted on the green and I'm the worst golfer ever.
He five-putted on the green and people think he's a legend of failure.
She five-putted on the green and her friends called her the golf queen of doom.
A fodan
To five-putt on the green and make the ball look like it's mocking you.
I five-putted on the green and the ball was like, 'You're not even trying.'
He five-putted on the green and the ball looked like it was laughing at him.
She five-putted on the green and the ball went, 'I'm better than you.'
A fodan
To five-putt on the green like it's a crime and you're the worst suspect.
I five-putted on the green and it's a crime scene now.
He five-putted on the green and the golf course called the police.
She five-putted on the green and she's the main suspect in the golf mystery.
A flying start
A flying start is when you grab a sausage like it's a cock and slam it into your cum. You then try to cum on the toast before it pops. It’s like a breakfast battle and you’re the breakfast warrior.
I tried a flying start this morning and my cum was all over the toast. My mom looked at me like I had two heads.
My bro did a flying start and cummed on the egg. It was like a fried egg with a cum sauce.
I did a flying start with my ex and she laughed so hard she spilled her coffee on my bacon.
A flying start
A flying start is when you cum on the toast before it pops. You do this with a sausage like it's a cock and you slap it on your cum. It’s like a breakfast cum-fest.
I did a flying start and cummed on the toast before it popped. My dad said it was the best breakfast he’s ever had.
My sister did a flying start and cummed on the egg. I had to eat it and it was like eating cum.
I did a flying start with my friend and we both cummed on the toast. It was like a cum sandwich.
A flying start
A flying start is when you take a sausage and use it like a cock. You cum on the toast and hope it doesn’t pop. It’s like a breakfast cum war.
I did a flying start and my cum was all over the toast. My dog came in and ate it like it was a treat.
My friend did a flying start and cummed on the egg. It was like a fried cum egg.
I did a flying start with my girlfriend and we both cummed on the toast. It was like a cum toast party.
A flying horse back dancer
She wants a quickie but you show up with a horse's junk on your head dressed like Elvis and she loses her mind
She screamed at me like I burned her cat
She threw a neon cocktail at my face
She asked if I was trying to embarrass her at her job
A flying horse back dancer
She’s all hot and bothered but you come in like a walking meatball with a horse’s junk on your head and she goes feral
She bit my arm like I was a meaty snack
She grabbed my head and shook it like a dog
She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops
A flying horse back dancer
She wanted a fling but you showed up with a horse’s junk on your head and Elvis clothes and she had a meltdown
She kicked me out of her apartment like I was a bad habit
She texted me ‘you are the worst’ in all caps
She called my mom and told her I was a disgrace
A flying fuck
A flying fuck is a made-up way to measure how much of a lazy, useless piece of shit someone is.
I got a flying fuck for my math test
My dog got a flying fuck for stealing my pizza
My brother got a flying fuck for not showing up to my birthday
A flying fuck
A flying fuck is a secret African bird that hides so well, it's like it's trying to avoid being seen by a 6th grader with a magnifying glass.
I saw a flying fuck in my backyard
My mom saw a flying fuck in the grocery store
My teacher saw a flying fuck during class
A flying fuck
A flying fuck is when you don’t care about something, like your mom’s screaming or your dog eating your homework.
I don’t give a flying fuck about my report card
I don’t give a flying fuck about my mom’s screaming
I don’t give a flying fuck about my dog eating my homework
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