A flying horse back dancer

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She wants a quickie but you show up with a horse's junk on your head dressed like Elvis and she loses her mind

She screamed at me like I burned her cat

She threw a neon cocktail at my face

She asked if I was trying to embarrass her at her job

She’s all hot and bothered but you come in like a walking meatball with a horse’s junk on your head and she goes feral

She bit my arm like I was a meaty snack

She grabbed my head and shook it like a dog

She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

She wanted a fling but you showed up with a horse’s junk on your head and Elvis clothes and she had a meltdown

She kicked me out of her apartment like I was a bad habit

She texted me ‘you are the worst’ in all caps

She called my mom and told her I was a disgrace