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To five-putt on the green like you're trying to ruin everyone's day.
I five-putted on the green and now I'm cursed for life.
He five-putted on the green and it felt personal.
She five-putted on the green and the whole golf course turned on her.
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To five-putt on the green like it's your job and you're doing it wrong.
I five-putted on the green and my boss is going to fire me.
He five-putted on the green and his coworkers are laughing at him.
She five-putted on the green and her boss called her a disaster.
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To five-putt on the green and make everyone else feel like a genius.
I five-putted on the green and my friend made me feel dumb.
He five-putted on the green and everyone else was like, 'How?'
She five-putted on the green and my cousin was crying with laughter.
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To five-putt on the green like you're the worst golfer who ever lived.
I five-putted on the green and I'm the worst golfer ever.
He five-putted on the green and people think he's a legend of failure.
She five-putted on the green and her friends called her the golf queen of doom.
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To five-putt on the green and make the ball look like it's mocking you.
I five-putted on the green and the ball was like, 'You're not even trying.'
He five-putted on the green and the ball looked like it was laughing at him.
She five-putted on the green and the ball went, 'I'm better than you.'
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To five-putt on the green like it's a crime and you're the worst suspect.
I five-putted on the green and it's a crime scene now.
He five-putted on the green and the golf course called the police.
She five-putted on the green and she's the main suspect in the golf mystery.
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