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A jorg
The perfect man. He's tough, funny, and he knows how to make love feel like a party. He loves his family, his country, and his food. He's got the kind of smile that makes you forget your own name.
He smiled at me and I forgot my own name.
He loves his family and his food more than anything.
He's the kind of guy who makes love feel like a party.
A jorg
A guy who loves to help people and thinks soccer is the best sport ever. He plays video games all day and watches YouTube like it's his religion. He’s just a friendly guy who’s always there for you.
He helped me with my math homework like it was his job.
He watched YouTube for hours and never stopped laughing.
He plays soccer like it's a war.
A jorg
Jorge means 'loveable human being' in a language only cool people know. It's like a secret code for the best guy ever.
He told me he was a 'loveable human being' and I believed him.
He spoke in secret code and I was confused but flattered.
He said it in a way that made me feel like I was part of a secret club.
A jonesy
A hot guy who can make you cum so hard you think you're gonna die.
My jonesy came in and I literally screamed at the top of my lungs
He's the reason I skipped my math test
He texted me 'I'll be there in 5' and he was there in 2
A jonesy
The default blonde b*tch in Fortnite who thinks she's the best at everything.
She's the reason I lost my head-to-head game
She came in and I was like 'what even is this'
She's the b*tch who thinks she's the best at everything
A jonesy
When you smoke weed and you're so high you can't move and you're like 'why am I even alive?'
I ate three hits and I was like 'why am I even alive?'
I looked at my friend and he was like 'you're just a blob'
I was so high I forgot my own name
A jonesy
A sneaky b*tch who breaks rules like it's a habit and thinks it's a game.
He stole my lunch and I didn't even know
He broke the rules and got away with it
He's the reason I got detention
A jonesy
A drunk guy from Cairns who rubs chilli on his balls like it's a religion.
He came in and I was like 'what even is this?'
He rubbed chilli on his balls and I was like 'why?'
He texted me 'chilli on my balls' and I was like 'what even is this?'
A jonesy
A guy who's so lucky he probably got his good fortune from a god.
He won the lottery and I was like 'how?'
He got the last slice of pizza and I was like 'how?''
He got the best seat in the class and I was like 'how?'
A jonesy
A guy so needed he might as well be a god.
He was the reason I passed my test
He showed up and I was like 'thank you'
He was the only one who could fix my phone
A joe cock
A cock so old and hairy it looks like it belongs in a cave. Girls fake it and say it's huge, but it's about as big as a pencil. The guy doesn't even bother shaving, even when getting a bj.
My uncle is a total joe cock. He hasn't shaved in 200 years and his cock looks like a bush.
My girlfriend said it was the best bj of her life. I know it was a paper clip.
My friend's dad is a joe cock. He had hair on his cock before his beard even grew.
A joe cock
A man who's got the balls to take on your whole family. He'll fuck your mom, your sister, and make you suck his cock all at the same time. Total beast.
My cousin is a real joe cock. He took my mom and my sister at the same time and made me suck his cock.
My brother called a guy a joe cock because he hit on my sister and my mom.
My teacher said my friend is a joe cock because he took my mom and my sister and made me suck his cock at the same time.
A jizz skip
a lady so loaded with cum she looks like a trash can ready to explode
My girl is a jizz skip. She got five guys in her during lunch.
That girl is a jizz skip. She’s like a cum dumpster.
My cousin is a jizz skip. She can hold three guys at once.
A jizz skip
a woman who takes cum like it’s free pizza on a Tuesday
She’s a jizz skip. She eats cum like it’s breakfast.
My neighbor is a jizz skip. She’s got a subscription to cum.
That girl is a jizz skip. She doesn’t even blink when she gets hit with cum.
A jizz skip
a woman so full of cum she smells like a dirty sock in a hot car
She’s a jizz skip. She reeks like cum and regret.
That girl is a jizz skip. She smells like a sock in the summer.
My friend is a jizz skip. She’s got cum coming out of her ears.
A jerk
A jerk is someone who acts like they're the king of the dance floor, but they can't even stand up straight. They make you look bad while they laugh at you.
My cousin tried to dance the jerk at my birthday and fell into the cake.
My teacher tried to dance the jerk and tripped over the desk.
My friend's brother tried to dance the jerk and ended up face-down in a puddle.
A jerk
A jerk is a guy who goes home and jerks off, but he still expects you to stay with him.
My ex jerked off and left me for a barista.
My neighbor jerks off and still talks trash about me.
My brother jerks off and still calls me a loser.
A jerk
A jerk is someone who breaks your heart just to see you cry, and then laughs at you while you're still bleeding.
My ex broke my heart and laughed when I cried in front of my friends.
My friend dumped me and then said I was ugly.
My sister broke my heart and then went to the mall with her boyfriend.
A jerk
A jerk is a person who acts like they're the boss of everyone and makes you so mad you want to punch them.
My teacher made me stay after class and called me a loser.
My friend made me wait for an hour and then left.
My brother called me a nerd and laughed at me.
A jerk
A jerk is someone who dumps you twice, and still thinks you're stupid enough to come back to them.
My ex dumped me twice and still called me a loser.
My friend dumped me twice and still talked about me behind my back.
My cousin dumped me twice and still took my pizza.
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