Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A jerk is someone who acts like they're the king of the dance floor, but they can't even stand up straight. They make you look bad while they laugh at you.

My cousin tried to dance the jerk at my birthday and fell into the cake.

My teacher tried to dance the jerk and tripped over the desk.

My friend's brother tried to dance the jerk and ended up face-down in a puddle.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A jerk is a guy who goes home and jerks off, but he still expects you to stay with him.

My ex jerked off and left me for a barista.

My neighbor jerks off and still talks trash about me.

My brother jerks off and still calls me a loser.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A jerk is someone who breaks your heart just to see you cry, and then laughs at you while you're still bleeding.

My ex broke my heart and laughed when I cried in front of my friends.

My friend dumped me and then said I was ugly.

My sister broke my heart and then went to the mall with her boyfriend.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A jerk is a person who acts like they're the boss of everyone and makes you so mad you want to punch them.

My teacher made me stay after class and called me a loser.

My friend made me wait for an hour and then left.

My brother called me a nerd and laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A jerk is someone who dumps you twice, and still thinks you're stupid enough to come back to them.

My ex dumped me twice and still called me a loser.

My friend dumped me twice and still talked about me behind my back.

My cousin dumped me twice and still took my pizza.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A jerk is someone who tries to jerk off and fails, so they just sit there and look stupid.

My brother tried to jerk off and just sat there.

My friend tried to jerk off and failed.

My cousin tried to jerk off and ended up on the floor.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A jerk is a dumb person who thinks they're the best and does stupid things just to prove it.

My teacher called me a jerk and then failed me.

My friend said I was a jerk and then laughed at me.

My brother called me a jerk and then ate my sandwich.

by Slangipedia 16d ago