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A hot guy who can make you cum so hard you think you're gonna die.
My jonesy came in and I literally screamed at the top of my lungs
He's the reason I skipped my math test
He texted me 'I'll be there in 5' and he was there in 2
A jonesy
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The default blonde b*tch in Fortnite who thinks she's the best at everything.
She's the reason I lost my head-to-head game
She came in and I was like 'what even is this'
She's the b*tch who thinks she's the best at everything
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When you smoke weed and you're so high you can't move and you're like 'why am I even alive?'
I ate three hits and I was like 'why am I even alive?'
I looked at my friend and he was like 'you're just a blob'
I was so high I forgot my own name
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A sneaky b*tch who breaks rules like it's a habit and thinks it's a game.
He stole my lunch and I didn't even know
He broke the rules and got away with it
He's the reason I got detention
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A drunk guy from Cairns who rubs chilli on his balls like it's a religion.
He came in and I was like 'what even is this?'
He rubbed chilli on his balls and I was like 'why?'
He texted me 'chilli on my balls' and I was like 'what even is this?'
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A guy who's so lucky he probably got his good fortune from a god.
He won the lottery and I was like 'how?'
He got the last slice of pizza and I was like 'how?''
He got the best seat in the class and I was like 'how?'
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A guy so needed he might as well be a god.
He was the reason I passed my test
He showed up and I was like 'thank you'
He was the only one who could fix my phone