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A Writer
A writer is someone who spends all day thinking about you. They write about stars, constellations, and things you never thought about. They also write songs, stretch their hands, and use their brains like they’re on fire.
She wrote a song about my dog. It made me cry and also made my dog dance.
He stretched his hands and wrote a poem about my childhood. I now have a new memory and a broken heart.
They wrote about constellations and somehow made me miss my hometown. I now live in a galaxy and also miss my mom.
A Writer
A person who makes up whole worlds with words, whether they're real or just made up in their head. They write with their heart because they're either dramatic or just really good at it.
He made up a whole universe with just a pen and a notebook. I now live in a fantasy novel and also have a new life goal.
She wrote a story about her life and now everyone thinks she's a rockstar. She's not. She's just good at writing.
They used their heart to write a book. It was beautiful and also slightly exhausting.
A Wrinkle in Time
A super rad kids book by Madeleine L'Engle that came out way back in 1962. It's about a girl from New England who goes on a wild trip with her brother and some guy to rescue her dad. It’s full of sci-fi, love, and evil, and it’s got a cool message about being yourself. It won a big award called the Newbery Medal, and it's the best of the series, don’t even try to argue.
My mom made me read this book, and I hated it at first. Now I can’t stop thinking about it.
This book is like my brain’s favorite snack.
My teacher said this book is the best one ever. I believe her.
A Wrinkle in Time
To wrinkle in time is to do something so nasty that time actually cries. It’s like you dropped a giant turd in the middle of the universe and time got bent by it.
My dog ate my homework. I wrinkled time that bad.
My ex broke up with me, and I wrinkled time just for fun.
I failed my math test so hard, I wrinkled time.
A Wren
A Wren is a fake happy person who hides their pain with jokes and fake smiles. They’ll cry in the shower but laugh at your dumb jokes like it’s the best thing ever.
DM: ‘I’m fine, really. I just cried in the shower and laughed at your joke.’
Text: ‘I’m happy, I’m fine, I’m not sad, I’m not broken, I’m just tired.’
Post: ‘I’m happy. I’m not sad. I’m not broken. I’m just tired. Also I cried in the shower.’
A Wren
A Wren is a loveable weirdo who’s awkward but still awesome. They’ll give you a big hug and a weird compliment, and you’ll be thankful for it.
Text: ‘I just hugged you and told you your hair is like magic.’
DM: ‘You’re like a weirdo but I love you.’
Post: ‘I’m awkward, but I’m still cool. I’m a weirdo but I’m awesome.’
A Wren
A Wren is a low self-esteem person who acts like they’re fine. They use jokes to hide how bad they feel inside and have a love life that’s a disaster.
Text: ‘I’m fine, really. I just failed my love life again.’
DM: ‘I joke around a lot, but my love life is a disaster.’
Post: ‘I’m low self-esteem but I joke about it. My love life is a disaster, and I’m fine with that.’
A Wren
A Wren is a tough, insecure person who hides their feelings with jokes and shows off when they’re passionate. They’re smart and always there for you.
Text: ‘I’m insecure but I’m tough. I hide my feelings with jokes.’
DM: ‘I show off when I’m passionate. I’m smart and I’m always there for you.’
Post: ‘I’m tough, I’m smart, and I show off when I’m passionate. I’m a Wren.’
A Wren
A Wren is your best friend who knows your secrets and is always there. They’ll be the one who laughs at your dumb jokes and cries with you.
Text: ‘You’re my best friend and you know my secrets.’
DM: ‘I’ll be the one who cries with you and laughs at your dumb jokes.’
Post: ‘You’re my best friend. I know your secrets. You know mine.’
A Wren
A Wren is a happy, smart, party-loving girl who makes guys fall for her. She’s the type of girl who makes your best guy friend fall for her.
Text: ‘I’m happy, smart, and I love to party. I made your best guy friend fall for me.’
DM: ‘I’m the girl who makes guys fall for me. I’m smart and I love to party.’
Post: ‘I’m a smart, happy, party-loving girl. I make guys fall for me.’
A Wren
A Wren is a god or a sex legend. They’re either a god or they give amazing sex and know how to make people happy.
Text: ‘I’m a god or I’m a sex legend. I know how to make people happy.’
DM: ‘I’m a god or I’m a sex legend. You pick.’
Post: ‘I’m a god or a sex legend. I’m either one or both.’
A Wounded Impala
A person who feels like their insides were smashed with a hammer after chugging rum like it's going out of style
I woke up feeling like I had a goat inside my head. A Wounded Impala.
My roommate looked like he was hit by a truck and then asked for a second round. A Wounded Impala.
I tried to drink rum like it was water. Now I'm a Wounded Impala.
A Wounded Impala
Someone who drank so much rum they're probably related to the bottle now
After that party, I looked like I was born from a rum barrel. A Wounded Impala.
I drank so much rum I think the bottle tried to adopt me. A Wounded Impala.
My head feels like it's on fire and I'm still standing. A Wounded Impala.
A Wounded Impala
A person who drank so much rum they’re probably plotting revenge against the bartender
I'm so mad at that bartender I might take over the bar. A Wounded Impala.
I drank so much rum I'm thinking about starting a gang. A Wounded Impala.
I'm not just hungover, I'm plotting. A Wounded Impala.
A Worlds End
Drinking a whole pint of beer at every bar in a city until you’re too drunk to remember your own name.
I did A Worlds End last night and now I’m stuck in my bathroom singing 'I am the very model of a modern major general.'
My cousin tried A Worlds End and ended up crying in a taco truck.
My brother did A Worlds End and now he thinks his cat is a philosopher.
A Worlds End
A game where you fight monsters while wearing fashion that either helps you or makes you look like a joke.
This game is like fashion week and a zombie apocalypse at the same time.
I played A Worlds End and my outfit was so ugly I lost the game.
I wore a beehive to A Worlds End and got a penalty for looking like a disco chicken.
A Worlds End
A song so good it makes your soul scream and your face look like it’s on fire.
That Wowaka song is so good I actually screamed in the grocery store.
My friend listened to A Worlds End and cried like a baby.
I heard A Worlds End and now my dog dances to it.
A Worlds End
A way of saying never, like when you're too lazy to do anything.
I said I’d never eat pizza again. That’s A Worlds End.
My mom says she’ll never clean her room. That’s A Worlds End.
I told my teacher I’d never do homework again. That’s A Worlds End.
A Worlds End
The date when everything went to hell, and the world started to forget what day it was.
9/15/12 was the day I stopped caring about time.
I was born on A Worlds End and I still don’t know what day it is.
On 9/15/12, the world forgot what a calendar was.
A Worlds End
People who think they’re cool, but they’re just weird and need to be reminded they’re not in the Matrix.
My uncle thinks he’s from the future. That’s A Worlds End.
My cousin wears a beehive and thinks she’s a queen. That’s A Worlds End.
My neighbor wears alien masks and talks to his plants. That’s A Worlds End.
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