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A Three Rivers
A stinky little town where the air smells like rotten eggs and the only fun is when the school team wins. Hunting, fishing, and gas refinery smells are the main events.
The gas refinery is so smelly, it makes my dog cry.
Choke Canyon Lake is the only thing that doesn’t stink up the whole town.
School sports are the only reason people still live here.
A Three Rivers
When three guys with full bladders hit a sleeping person with a stream of urine so strong, it feels like a flood from the sky. Pittsburgh’s version of a bladder attack.
I got peed on while I was taking a nap. It was like being in a swamp.
My friend got peed on at the movie theater. It was the worst date ever.
Three guys peed on my mom, and she still won’t talk to me.
A Three Rivers
A messy combo of fries, cole slaw, and a sandwich. It’s like a food fight in your mouth. Pittsburgh’s favorite way to eat like a slob.
I ate a three rivers and I still can’t breathe.
My dog tried to eat a three rivers and it turned into a disaster.
I brought a three rivers to a party, and now I’m the main event.
A Three Dimensional Fart
It’s like a shart but with enough guts to make a ghost cry.
My mom just did a three dimensional fart and my brother ran out of the room screaming.
At the bus stop, my friend let one rip so strong, the bus driver yelled at the whole bus.
During the math test, I did a three dimensional fart and the teacher gave me a zero.
A Three Dimensional Fart
It’s when you poop and fart at the same time, and it’s like a monster came out of your butt.
My dog did a three dimensional fart and my cat ran away from the house.
In the middle of my lunch, my friend let one rip and I dropped my sandwich on the floor.
During the movie, I did a three dimensional fart and the whole theater turned around.
A Three Dimensional Fart
It’s like your butt is throwing a party and everything is going wrong.
My dad did a three dimensional fart and my mom started crying.
In the middle of a Zoom call, I did a three dimensional fart and my boss asked me to leave.
At the restaurant, my friend let one rip so loud, the waiter brought us free dessert.
A Three
Call someone a three when they think they're hot stuff but are just average at best. They're like a lukewarm cup of coffee on a cold morning.
You: 'Why does he think he's so cool?' Me: 'He's a three.'
DM: 'He asked me out, and I said no. He's a three.'
Text: 'He said he's going to be a star. He's a three.'
A Three
A three is when a deaf girl plays her favorite game and signs the number three three times. It’s like she’s screaming in sign language.
'She signed three three times. I knew she was happy.'
Text from her: 'I won the game. I signed three three times.'
DM: 'She signed three three times. I cried.'
A Three
A three is that trio of friends who gossip about everyone they see. They're like the trash talkers of the school.
'Abbie, Kassidy, and Colton were talking about you again.'
Text: 'They said you're ugly. They're a three.'
DM: 'Don’t talk to them. They’re a three.'
A Three
A three is when you're trying to count and it's just a little more than you can handle. It's like when your mom says, 'Just one more.'
'I tried to count them, but they were a three.'
Text: 'I tried to count my problems. They were a three.'
DM: 'They said they had a three.'
A Three
A three is a shot from way back in basketball that's worth three points. It's like throwing a dart from the other side of the room.
'He made a three. I was impressed.'
Text: 'He shot a three. I was shocked.'
DM: 'He made a three. I said, 'He's got talent.'
A Three
A three means the Illuminati are involved. It's like saying your mom is in a secret club and she's the leader.
'He’s a three. That means the Illuminati are watching him.'
Text: 'She’s a three. That means the Illuminati are behind her.'
DM: 'He’s a three. That means the Illuminati are after him.'
A Three
A three is what you do when you let it all out. One is peeing, two is pooping, and three is letting your stuff go all over the place.
'He let it all out. That was a three.'
Text: 'I did a three in front of my mom.'
DM: 'Don’t do a three in front of your dad.'
A Thread
A fancy way to say you're too dumb to admit you're wrong
"That pizza was the best I've ever had. You're just bitter because you got the last slice.", @DumbPizzaFan
"He said the movie was terrible. I told him he's just jealous he didn't get to see it first.", @MovieHater69
"She thinks she's right. I'm just here to laugh at her.", @ThreadMaster9000
A Thread
Since the 1800s, yarn-lovers have been fighting over who can twist the most threads with the least amount of brain cells. The Tasmanian team is extra smug because they think they’re fancy.
"We won the yarn battle. You're just jealous.", @YarnBro420
"They used a thread holder like it was a sword. It was kinda cool.", @ThreadFighter123
"They said fun and responsibility are the same thing. I don't believe it.", @YarnSkeptic
A Thread
Used on forums when someone posts something so good, it's like they just threw a punch and you got knocked out.
"That post was fire. No one can top it.", @ForumGod
"That answer was like a superpower. I’m speechless.", @ThreadKiller
"He quoted me and said I was right. I didn’t even know I was right.", @ThreadBoss
A Thread
When bboys and bbgirls twist their bodies like they're fighting a noodle and it's the most annoying thing ever.
"He threaded his foot like he was a noodle. It was wild.", @BboyDude
"She threaded her arm and did a handstand. I didn’t even know that was possible.", @BbgirlFan
"They threaded their legs and looked like a twisted pretzel. I laughed for 10 minutes.", @BboyHater
A Thread
A word that means clothes, but also means you’re wearing something that smells like a gym sock.
"That shirt is so old, it smells like my gym sock collection.", @StinkyClothes
"She wore pants and looked like she had been in a sock fight.", @ClothesHater
"That jacket is the reason I have bad dreams.", @ClothesJailor
A Thread
A message board’s version of a trash can, but instead of trash, it’s full of people’s opinions and sometimes their lives.
"That thread had 50 comments and I still don’t know what anyone was talking about.", @ThreadJunkie
"He posted a whole life story and I just said, 'Okay.'", @ThreadSurvivor
"That thread was like a bad break-up, but with more people.", @ThreadHater
A Thread
A message board’s way of saying, 'Hey, someone started a conversation and now it's your turn to be stupid.'
"He started a thread and now I have to reply. I hate it.", @ThreadSlave
"She started a thread and I had to think. I don't like that.", @ThreadHater2
"That thread was started by a fool. I'm just here to laugh at him.", @ThreadKing
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