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A bad ass bitch
A bad ass bitch is cool and loves you, but if you act like a dumbass, she’ll tear you apart.
You forgot her birthday. She laughed and then told you to go to hell.
You called her a loser. She slapped you and said you were a loser.
You messed up her plans. She told you to leave and not come back.
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A bad ass bitch
A bad ass bitch is a woman who won’t let anyone talk trash. She will make you cry if you mess with her.
You said she was weak. She cussed you out and told you to shut up.
You laughed at her. She called you a dumbass and kicked you out.
You talked about her behind her back. She came in and told you to die.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bad ass bitch
Shawn is a guy who acts like he knows everything and talks trash. He’s a total dumbass.
He said he was the best at video games. He lost and cried like a baby.
He called her a loser. She cussed him out and told him to shut up.
He said he was cool. She told him to go to hell.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bad ass bitch
Enki is a woman who cusses like a sailor and will slap you if you don’t respect her.
He said she was ugly. She slapped him and told him to leave.
She cussed him out and told him to go to hell.
He messed with her. She slapped him and told him to shut up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bad ass bitch
Adrian is a woman who slaps faster than a robot and her slaps hurt like hell.
He said she was slow. She slapped him and told him to leave.
She cussed him out and hit him with a broom.
He messed with her. She slapped him and told him to go to hell.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bad ass bitch
A very annoying woman who slaps like a monster and her slaps hurt like a beast.
He laughed at her. She slapped him and told him to shut up.
She cussed him out and hit him with a broom.
He messed with her. She slapped him and told him to go to hell.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bad amount of money
It’s the kind of money that makes your brain hurt and your wallet cry.
I got paid $200 for 40 hours of work. That’s a bad amount of money.
My cousin got a $100 gift card. He’s still sad.
I paid $5 for a snack. That’s a bad amount of money.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bad amount of money
It’s like getting a punch in the gut, but from your bank account.
I only got $15 for my birthday. That’s a bad amount of money.
My allowance is $5 a week. That’s a bad amount of money.
I spent $10 on a pizza. That’s a bad amount of money.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bad amount of money
It’s the money you get when your luck runs out and your wallet laughs at you.
I got $10 for mowing the lawn. That’s a bad amount of money.
I earned $2 for doing my homework. That’s a bad amount of money.
I was paid $3 for babysitting. That’s a bad amount of money.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bad English teacher
A bad English teacher is like a broken toaster that keeps making toast about feelings. They say the sky is black because the character is sad, but it’s just because the author was tired and forgot to make it blue.
The sky is black because the character is sad. I swear, it’s just because the author was tired.
Why is the weather important? It’s not like the character is going to die from a storm.
Every single one of them thinks they’re a feminist, but none of them have ever read a book that wasn’t by a woman.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bad English teacher
A bad English teacher is the worst kind of drama queen. They make you believe that the color blue means the character is happy, even if the whole story is about a murder.
Why is the sky blue? Because the character is happy. It doesn’t matter that the character just killed someone.
The color green means the character is calm. It’s not like they’re about to explode.
They make you think the weather is a character in the story. It’s not. It’s just a setting.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A bad English teacher
A bad English teacher is like a kid who won’t stop talking about their pet goldfish. They say the sky is black because the character is angry, but it’s just because the author wanted to save ink.
The sky is black because the character is angry. It’s not like the author just ran out of blue ink.
Why does the weather matter? The character is just sitting in a room.
They think every author is a feminist, but most of them are just old men who never met a woman.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A background character in Naruto
A background character in Naruto is someone who gets ignored like a fart in a church. They do all the hard work but no one gives a damn. Hinata is the best example of this. She’s like the quiet kid who always does the most homework but gets called on the dumbest stuff.
My cousin is like Hinata. He does everything but no one notices him. It’s so unfair.
I’m like that background character. I clean the house, but my brother gets all the credit.
Hinata is the reason why Sakura is so annoying. She’s just jealous.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A background character in Naruto
Background characters in Naruto are the ones who get stuck doing the boring stuff. They’re like the friend who always brings the snacks but nobody thanks them. Hinata is the most annoying one because she’s always there but never gets the spotlight.
My little brother is a background character. He does all the work but gets no praise.
I feel like a background character in my group. I always know the answers but nobody listens.
Hinata is so annoying. She’s like the quiet friend who always gets ignored.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A background character in Naruto
A background character in Naruto is like the kid who always helps you but no one gives them any credit. They’re the ones who do all the work and still get ignored. Hinata is the worst one because she’s always there but nobody gives her any love.
I’m like a background character in my class. I always do the most work but nobody notices me.
My friend is a background character. He’s always helping me but no one thanks him.
Hinata is the reason why nobody gives her any credit. She’s the best but no one knows it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A back-up friend
a friend you only remember when all your cool friends are busy and you have no one else to hang with
You text them: 'Hey, wanna hang?' They reply: 'Sure!' Then you realize you're the only one showing up to the party.
They're the one who shows up to your birthday and eats all the cake, then leaves before anyone notices.
You invite them to the concert, but they sit in the back and complain about the sound.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A back-up friend
a friend you only talk to when your main squad is either busy, mad, or too high to communicate
They text you: 'Hey, I'm free!' You reply: 'Great! Let's go!' Then you realize you're the only one going to the mall.
They show up to the group chat and no one responds, but they still send 100 messages about how 'important' they are.
They’re the one who you call when your main friend is in the hospital, but then they take 3 hours to reply.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A back-up friend
a friend who is barely a friend but gets called in when your main squad is either busy, gone, or too lazy to show up
You text them: 'Hey, I need someone to go with me!' They reply: 'Sure!' Then you realize you’re the only one at the movie.
They're the one who shows up to your sleepover and eats all the pizza, then leaves before the fun starts.
They're the one you call when your main friend is out of town, but then they take 30 minutes to reply.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A back-up friend
a friend you barely talk to, but they’re the first one you call when your main squad is either busy, gone, or too lazy to show up
They text you: 'Hey, I'm free!' You reply: 'Great! Let's go!' Then you realize you're the only one going to the mall.
They're the one who shows up to your sleepover and eats all the candy, then leaves before the fun starts.
They're the one who you call when your main friend is in the hospital, but then they take 3 hours to reply.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A baboonaphile
A man who likes his women to have a full bush and enough hair to hold on like a monkey in a tree.
"She’s like a jungle gym, and I love every inch of it.", Dave, after a long night of cuddling.
"I don’t need a razor, I need a full-on hairy adventure.", Mark, during a date.
"If she can’t shave, she’s perfect.", Steve, at the bar.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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