A bad English teacher

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A bad English teacher is like a broken toaster that keeps making toast about feelings. They say the sky is black because the character is sad, but it’s just because the author was tired and forgot to make it blue.
The sky is black because the character is sad. I swear, it’s just because the author was tired.
Why is the weather important? It’s not like the character is going to die from a storm.
Every single one of them thinks they’re a feminist, but none of them have ever read a book that wasn’t by a woman.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A bad English teacher is the worst kind of drama queen. They make you believe that the color blue means the character is happy, even if the whole story is about a murder.
Why is the sky blue? Because the character is happy. It doesn’t matter that the character just killed someone.
The color green means the character is calm. It’s not like they’re about to explode.
They make you think the weather is a character in the story. It’s not. It’s just a setting.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A bad English teacher is like a kid who won’t stop talking about their pet goldfish. They say the sky is black because the character is angry, but it’s just because the author wanted to save ink.
The sky is black because the character is angry. It’s not like the author just ran out of blue ink.
Why does the weather matter? The character is just sitting in a room.
They think every author is a feminist, but most of them are just old men who never met a woman.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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