A bad English teacher
A bad English teacher is like a kid who won’t stop talking about their pet goldfish. They say the sky is black because the character is angry, but it’s just because the author wanted to save ink.
The sky is black because the character is angry. It’s not like the author just ran out of blue ink.
Why does the weather matter? The character is just sitting in a room.
They think every author is a feminist, but most of them are just old men who never met a woman.