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A Smelly Ahren
Ahren didn’t shower. A smelly Ahren is when you reek so much you make the dog run away.
My neighbor was a smelly Ahren and scared my cat.
He was so smelly, the teacher made him leave class.
My friend’s dad is a smelly Ahren and smells like old socks.
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A Smelly Ahren
Ahren was a thinker who stank. A smelly Ahren is when you reek like a wet sock in a landfill.
My cousin is a smelly Ahren and smells like a wet sock.
He walked into class and everyone ran out.
My brother is a smelly Ahren and smells like a landfill.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Smeary
Going to Value City and seeing the bathroom marked with a big red banner that says 'WARNING: DO NOT CROSS' because some guy got murdered in there. You walk in and it's like a lake of poop with hair and gum in it. Some guy tries to poop on top of the mess while a dad and his kid look at you like you’re a monster.
I walked into Value City and the bathroom looked like a crime scene. I pooped on top of the mess and a dad screamed at me.
The bathroom was so gross, I brought a mop with me just in case.
I saw the warning, ignored it, and now my shoes smell like a dead raccoon.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Smeary
When you spread goop like ketchup, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, or any weird combo on your sandwich like it's a crime scene.
I put so much mayo on my sandwich, it looked like a greasy crime scene.
My sandwich had catsup, mustard, and hot sauce. It looked like a murder happened on my plate.
I ate a sandwich that looked like a messy toddler’s breakfast.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Smeary
Using three fingers covered in sweat and cheese from your butt crack to slap someone’s upper lip. Best when the guy has a mustache and it’s like a greasy love letter from hell.
I smacked my friend’s face with my greasy fingers and he cried like a baby.
He had a mustache, and I slapped it with my butt crack. It was glorious.
I used my sweaty fingers to slap my dad’s face. He looked like he just saw a ghost.
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A Smeary
When you get stuck using your non-dominant hand to wipe your butt. You drop toilet paper in the toilet, poop on your hand, and scream like a mad man.
I used my left hand to wipe and dropped toilet paper in the toilet. I screamed like I was on fire.
I wiped the wrong way and my hand got covered in poop. I cried like a baby.
I had no idea how to use my left hand. The toilet paper clogged the toilet, and I screamed like a banshee.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Smeary
When you’re so messed up in the bathroom that you scream for someone else to wipe your butt because you’re too lazy or too gross to do it yourself.
I screamed for my mom to wipe my butt because I looked like a dead raccoon.
I was so gross, I called my brother in to wipe my butt. He cried.
I was covered in poop and screamed for my dad to save me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Smalley
When your podcast crashes like a failed relationship and you hop to YouTube only to find out you’ve got fewer people watching than your ex’s cat.
My podcast went from 10,000 to 12 people. I’m now a YouTube ghost.
I moved to YouTube and got 23 views. My ex got more likes on Instagram.
I tried to be a content creator and now I’m just a sad man with a webcam.
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A Smalley
A short lady who gets called a ‘Sammy Smalley’ because some old movie made her look like a tiny elf who probably got fired.
My cousin is a ‘Sammy Smalley’ and she doesn’t like it. She says she’s not an elf.
That girl in class got called a ‘Sammy Smalley’ and it was the worst.
My mom’s friend is a ‘Sammy Smalley’ and she’s 6 feet tall. It’s a lie.
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A Smalley
A professor who found a magical molecule and became a nanogeek legend, but still thinks he’s cool because of it.
He found this molecule and now he thinks he’s Einstein.
He’s a nanogeek and he acts like it’s a big deal.
He got famous for a molecule and now he’s stuck in a lab.
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A Smalley
People who think they’re the best generation ever, born between 1982 and 1992, and they get their attitude from a fake guy named Stuart Smalley.
They think they’re the greatest generation, but they still complain about everything.
They’re called the ‘Entitlement Generation’ because they think the world owes them.
They got their attitude from a guy who said ‘I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dogs love me.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Smalley
When something clicks in your brain like a light bulb and you suddenly understand why your life is a mess.
I heard that line and I finally get why I’m so broke.
That conversation with my boss made me realize I hate my life.
I saw that movie and I suddenly understood everything.
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A Smalley
A diner that used to be haunted and now it’s run by a guy who thinks the whole world is too sensitive and he yells at firemen.
That diner used to be spooky, but now it’s run by a guy who yells at FDNY.
He told firemen to ‘get over it’ and now everyone hates him.
That diner is haunted, but the owner is even more haunted.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Smalley
When you hear so much stupid stuff that your brain explodes and you scream like you just got hit by a truck.
He heard that stupid speech and just screamed into the void.
I listened to my boss for 10 minutes and I exploded.
She heard that idiot and just yelled ‘FUCK YOU’ at the top of her lungs.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Small White Boy
A small white boy is the worst kind of human. They act like they're special just because they're white and small.
My cousin is a small white boy and thinks he's the king of the world.
That small white boy tried to flirt with my mom and failed.
Small white boy asked me for my number and then blocked me.
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A Small White Boy
A small white boy is like a weak chicken. They squawk and run when they see a real man.
That small white boy cried when I beat him up.
Small white boy tried to fight me and lost in 3 seconds.
The small white boy ran away when I said 'nice try.'
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A Small White Boy
A small white boy is the kind of person who thinks they're cool just because they wear glasses and have a fake beard.
That small white boy wears a fake beard and thinks he's a tough guy.
Small white boy tried to impress me with his fake beard and failed.
I told the small white boy his beard was fake and he got mad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Small Loan of a Million Dicks
What a group of sluts would scream when they’re all begging for a million guys to give them the best cock they’ve ever seen.
'I need a million dicks right now or I’m going to die!'
'This is the best day of my life, I’m getting a million dicks!'
'I’d take a million dicks in the mouth if it meant I wouldn’t have to see my ex again.'
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A Small Loan of a Million Dicks
When a bunch of girls are so turned on they’re ready to accept a million guys shoving their junk in them.
'I will take a million dicks if it means I get to be the hottest girl in school.'
'I’m not even lying, I can feel my pussy getting ready for a million dicks.'
'If I get a million dicks, I swear I will never eat chicken again.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Small Loan of a Million Dicks
The moment a bunch of bimbos realize they’re getting the full VIP treatment of a million hard dicks.
'I just got a million dicks, and I’m not even high yet.'
'This is the best day of my life, I got a million dicks and my phone is on silent.'
'I didn’t even have to try, and I got a million dicks. I’m the best.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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