A Smalley
A diner that used to be haunted and now it’s run by a guy who thinks the whole world is too sensitive and he yells at firemen.
That diner used to be spooky, but now it’s run by a guy who yells at FDNY.
He told firemen to ‘get over it’ and now everyone hates him.
That diner is haunted, but the owner is even more haunted.