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A lumpy Julia
A lumpy Julia is when a guy is sticking it to a girl's butt and then throws his nuts into her hole like he’s trying to win a prize.
He did a lumpy Julia on his teacher and got detention for a month.
At the park, he did a lumpy Julia on a kid’s swing and it flew off.
My neighbor did a lumpy Julia on his wife and now they fight every day.
A lumpy Jack
A man who’s getting his butt fucked smacks his junk up the other guy’s butt like a farty donkey.
My cousin’s a lumpy jack. He’s got a face like a confused potato.
At the bar, he yelled, 'I'm not done yet, I'm a lumpy jack!'
He said, 'I’m not just having sex, I’m a lumpy jack!'
A lumpy Jack
When a guy gives another guy the business up his butt and jabs his junk like a meaty spear.
He said, 'I’m not just having sex, I’m a lumpy jack!'
He was so loud, the whole block heard him being a lumpy jack.
He said, 'You’re not my first lumpy jack, but you’ll be my last!'
A lumpy Jack
A man who stuffs his junk into someone else’s butt like a messy sandwich.
He said, 'I’m just a messy sandwich in a butt.'
He told his friend, 'You’re not my first messy sandwich.'
He yelled, 'I’m a lumpy jack and I’m not sorry!'
A lumpy Jack
When a guy shoves his junk into someone else’s butt like he’s trying to poop backwards.
He said, 'I’m not just having sex, I’m pooping backwards!'
He yelled, 'I’m a lumpy jack and I’m not a farty donkey!'
He told his friend, 'You’re not my first backward poop!'
A lumpy Jack
A man who jams his junk up another man’s butt like he’s trying to make a butt salad.
He said, 'I’m not just having sex, I’m making a butt salad!'
He told his friend, 'You’re not my first butt salad!'
He yelled, 'I’m a lumpy jack and I’m not a farty donkey!'
A lumpy Jack
When a guy shoves his junk up someone else’s butt like he’s trying to beat a donkey.
He said, 'I’m not just having sex, I’m beating a donkey!'
He told his friend, 'You’re not my first donkey beat!'
He yelled, 'I’m a lumpy jack and I’m not a farty donkey!'
A loyal man
A guy who thinks he's the best at being a good boyfriend and never cheats, even when his girl is out there being a total mess.
My man still with her even though she cheated on him 3 times last week. He’s like, ‘I’m the best boyfriend ever.’
He’s still with her even though she told him she was going to cheat on him. He’s like, ‘I’m the best boyfriend ever.’
He’s still with her even though he found out she cheated on him and still didn’t leave. He’s like, ‘I’m the best boyfriend ever.’
A loyal man
A hot guy from Africa who practices Islam and never cheats. He’s also really cool and if you’re cool and hot, you’re in the gang too, even if you’re not African or Muslim.
This guy from Nigeria who never cheats and is really hot, I’m like, ‘Bro, you’re in the gang.’
This guy is Muslim, hot, and never cheats. I’m like, ‘Bro, you’re in the gang.’
This guy is not African or Muslim but is hot and loyal. I’m like, ‘Bro, you’re in the gang.’
A loyal man
A guy who lets his girlfriend use his junk whenever she wants and only her, even if it’s the middle of the night and he’s tired.
He lets his girl use his junk anytime. He’s like, ‘You’re the only one.’
He lets his girl use his junk in the middle of the night. He’s like, ‘You’re the only one.’
He lets his girl use his junk whenever she wants. He’s like, ‘You’re the only one.’
A lowkey
You're basically just having sex with someone but pretending you're not dating them. You're both hitting on each other like crazy, but you're too lazy to make it official. You're both still loyal, but only if you don't cheat or talk to other people. Unless they're okay with it.
I lowkey been having sex with my coworker for months, and no one knows
We're lowkey dating but still going to the same parties
I lowkey want to break up with my girlfriend, but I'm still sleeping with her
A lowkey
When you're quietly loving something but you're too embarrassed to admit it. It's like you're secretly happy but you're still acting like you don't care.
I lowkey love my boss, but I'll never tell him
I lowkey want to be the best at this game, but I'll never admit it
I lowkey like my crush, but I'm still pretending I don't
A lowkey
You want to do something cool but you're too afraid to let anyone know. You're hiding it like a secret, and you hope no one finds out.
I lowkey got a new job, but I'm not telling my mom yet
I lowkey have a crush on my teacher, but I'm not telling anyone
I lowkey passed the test, but I'm still acting like I failed
A lowkey
You're saying you want something, but you're also saying it doesn't matter. You're being fake about how much you care.
I lowkey want to win this game, but it's not that big of a deal
I lowkey want to be friends with him, but it's not important
I lowkey want to go to the party, but I don't care if I don't go
A lowkey
You're keeping something cool but you're not telling anyone. It's like you're hiding it in a closet and you don't want anyone to know.
I lowkey got a new phone, but no one knows
I lowkey passed the class, but I'm still acting like I'm failing
I lowkey got a new pet, but I'm still keeping it a secret
A lowkey
You're quietly doing something, but you're not telling anyone. It's like you're keeping it to yourself and you don't want anyone to know.
I lowkey got a new tattoo, but no one knows
I lowkey failed the test, but I'm still acting like I passed
I lowkey got a new job, but I'm still acting like I didn't
A lowkey
You know something, but you're not telling anyone. You're keeping it quiet and you're not making a big deal out of it.
I lowkey know my crush likes me, but I'm not telling him
I lowkey know my mom is lying, but I'm not telling anyone
I lowkey know my friend is cheating, but I'm not saying anything
A love letter
A cheaty way to talk to someone you like when you’re too chicken to look them in the eye and say it straight. You write it down so you don’t have to embarrass yourself.
I wrote you a letter because I’m too scared to tell you I like you in person.
I sent my crush a love letter because I think I might cry if I say it out loud.
I wrote my mom a love letter because I forgot to thank her for being the best mom ever.
A love letter
A sweet note you get from customs telling you your drugs were caught, or a note you write to someone you really like.
My love letter got seized by customs because I tried to smuggle it in with my weed.
I wrote my crush a love letter because I think I’m in love.
My love letter was intercepted by customs, and I was mad because I forgot to put it in my bag.
A love letter
A bullet from a gun, but also a letter you write to someone you’re totally obsessed with.
I shot my ex with a bullet from a gun, but I also wrote her a love letter.
I wrote a love letter to my crush, but I might have also shot my ex.
The love letter was a bullet, and it hit my ex right in the heart.
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