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A keis
A keis is the perfect friend who’s funny, smart, and doesn’t even know he’s perfect.
He’s the kind of friend who makes you laugh and still gets good grades.
He’s your best friend and doesn’t even know it.
He’s smart, funny, and still thinks he’s average.
A keis
A keis is a kilogram of drugs, usually something you don’t want to count.
He had a kilogram of drugs and didn’t know what to do with it.
She counted the kilogram and got a headache.
He had a bag of kilos and didn’t even know it.
A kardashian
A white girl who's obsessed with black guys. She'll suck any black dick she sees and act like she's the queen of the whole damn block.
I saw Kim at the mall holding 3 niggas hands like she just won the lottery
She posted a selfie with 2 black guys and wrote 'My boys are my life'
She walked into the club and every black guy turned to look at her like she was a damn goddess
A kardashian
The worst kind of pain. It's like having a toothache and a hangover at the same time.
This Kardashian is giving me a headache
She's so annoying I want to punch her in the face
I can't take this anymore, she's like a second-level annoyance
A kardashian
A person who thinks they're the most important person on the planet. They're full of themselves and think they're rich just because they have a fake butt.
She posted a video of herself and said 'I'm the most important person in the world'
She got a new butt and thinks it's going to save her life
She walked into the room and said 'Everyone should know my name'
A kardashian
A disease that makes you want to die. It's like having all the worst parts of your life at once.
She has every kind of cancer and still posts nudes
She's dying but still thinks she's the best
She's got a tumor and a bad attitude
A kardashian
Something fake. It doesn't feel real, it's just made of plastic and lies.
She's not real, she's just a plastic fake
Her whole life is made of lies and plastic
She's like a fake person made in a lab
A kardashian
A group of loud, fake people from California who think they're rich and post nudes because they're desperate for attention.
They're all fake and they post nudes just to be famous
They're loud and they think they're rich
They got plastic surgery and now they think they're beautiful
A kardashian
When you pass gas and also let out a loud, embarrassing queef all at once. It's the worst thing ever.
She farted and queefed at the same time and everyone laughed
He let out a loud queef and a fart and it was the worst moment ever
She was eating and farted and queefed and it was so bad
A keiran holmes
A female puts on a strapon and the male eats it so deep it might come out his nose
My cousin’s girlfriend walked in with a strapon and my cousin’s face went into it like a vacuum cleaner
At the party, the guy started licking the strapon like it was a lollipop and it was so deep it looked like he was swallowing a cat
My homie’s mom wore a strapon and his dad went so deep he was like, 'I think I just bit my tongue off'
A keiran holmes
When a girl wears a strapon and the guy goes down there so far it feels like he’s eating her brain
My sister’s boyfriend went so deep he was like, 'I think I just swallowed her soul'
At the gym, the guy went down so far the girl was like, 'You’re gonna eat me whole'
My neighbor’s husband deepthroated the strapon like it was the last slice of pizza on Earth
A keiran holmes
A girl puts on a strapon and the guy goes down there so hard it might split his face in two
My friend’s dad took one look at the strapon and went down like it was a fire hydrant
At the club, the guy went so deep he was like, 'I think I just bit my tongue in half'
My cousin’s boyfriend deepthroated the strapon so hard it looked like he was trying to swallow a brick
A keiran holmes
A girl wears a strapon and the guy goes down there so far he might choke on it
At the bar, the guy went down so deep he was like, 'I think I just bit my own nose'
My homie’s friend went so deep he was like, 'I just swallowed a whole pizza'
My dad took one look at the strapon and went down like he was eating a hot dog and it was on fire
A keiran holmes
A girl puts on a strapon and the guy goes down there like it’s the last meal on Earth
My sister’s boyfriend went down so deep he was like, 'I think I just bit my own tongue in half'
At the park, the guy deepthroated the strapon like he was trying to swallow a whole bicycle
My neighbor’s husband went down there so deep he was like, 'I just ate my own face'
A keiran holmes
A girl wears a strapon and the guy goes down there like it’s a death trap
At the restaurant, the guy went down so deep he was like, 'I think I just bit my own brain'
My cousin’s boyfriend went down there so hard it looked like he was trying to swallow a whole table
My dad went down so deep he was like, 'I think I just bit my own nose off'
A keeg
A sneaky, low-life bimbo who thinks she's fancy. Don't believe a keeg, never believe a keeg.
Hey, that keeg tried to steal my lunch money again!
That keeg is just a fake princess with no real money.
Don't let that keeg talk you into buying her a burger.
A keeg
A fancy Norwegian guy who shows off his skills on purpose, like a show-off.
That Norwegian keeg is showing off again, like a peacock.
He’s got a fancy title and he’s using it like a diva.
That keeg is so posh he acts like he owns the place.
A keeg
A cool person who is not a nerdy dweeb. They are stylish, rich, and totally awesome.
That keeg is way cooler than that dweeb.
She’s a keeg, not a dweeb, so she’s definitely better.
He’s a keeg, so he’s not a nerd, so he's the best.
A keeg
A keeg is basically a big, loud, confused mess of a person who says random stuff.
Keegs is like a person who doesn’t know what they’re talking about.
Keegs says, ‘I’m Joe, no, I’m Louis, no, I’m both!’
Keegs is just a bunch of people arguing about who’s who.
A keeg
A keeg is like the sweetest, most amazing thing ever. Like candy from heaven.
That keeg is so sweet, she makes my mom look basic.
He’s a keeg, so he’s basically candy in human form.
That keeg is sweeter than my grandma’s pie.
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