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A jack man
When your junk just pops out of your pants like it's trying to escape.
My junk just popped out of my pants in front of my teacher. I was so embarrassed.
At the bus stop, my junk popped out of my pants. People stared.
During a math test, my junk popped out of my pants. I got a zero.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A jack man
A guy who thinks he’s the sexiest man alive and acts like he’s the only one who matters.
He walks in and says, 'I’m the sexiest man. You’re just a bunch of ugly people.'
He stared at me and said, 'I’m the sexiest man. You’re just a nobody.'
He showed up in my class and said, 'I’m the sexiest man. I don’t need anyone else.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A jack man
When a guy gets a rub and tug in a car and then loses his keys. It’s like a robbery, but with more touchy-feely stuff.
He got a rub and tug in my car and then lost his keys. I had to drive him home.
He tried to rub me in the car and then forgot his keys. I had to follow him home.
He gave me a rub and tug and then lost his keys. I had to drive him all the way to his house.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A jack dane
When you let your guts explode on your grandma's face during her wake because you're too messed up to care
I saw him poop on his aunt's casket and then laughed like a madman
At the funeral, I pooped on my mom's head and said 'That's how you say goodbye'
He peed and pooped on his grandma's face and called it a tribute
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A jack dane
When you take a massive dump on your mum’s corpse and then slap her face like she’s still alive
I sat on my mum’s chest and let it all out like she was a toilet
He took a dump on his mum’s body and yelled 'You’re not going anywhere!'
She was dead, and he still tried to make her eat his lunch
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A jack dane
When you poop so hard on your mum’s body it looks like she got hit by a truck and then you high-five the corpse
He pooped so much it looked like his mum had been run over by a bus
I took a dump on my mum’s body and then gave her a high-five
She was dead, but he still made her eat his lunch and then pooped on her face
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A it up
When you're about to press the A button in New Super Mario Bros to save your butt from dying. You're basically telling your friend to watch out because you're about to do something stupid and save yourself.
I’m about to A it up before that lava eats me alive!
Don’t look away, I’m A it up right now!
You think I’m dead? No way, I’m A it up!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A it up
When you’re getting better, rising up, and living large like you own the place. You’re basically saying you’re on top of the world and nothing can bring you down.
I’m A it up now, I’m the king of this game!
That failure? I’m A it up now!
He was just a no-name guy, now he’s A it up!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A it up
When you’re being loud and showing off, not keeping things secret. You’re like a kid who can’t keep their mouth shut and tells everyone their business.
I’m A it up, I’m not hiding my success anymore!
Why are you blabbing everything? You’re A it up!
He spilled the beans, he’s A it up!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A it up
When you’re making things better, upgrading, or making things fancier. Like when you go from a rusty old bike to a brand new one.
I just A it up my phone, it’s now fancy!
That car was old, now it’s A it up!
She A it up her outfit, now she’s the best dressed!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A it up
When you feel good, happy, and full of life. Like you’re on top of the world and nothing can stop you.
I’m A it up, I just got a new job!
He’s A it up, he’s got everything he wants!
She’s A it up, she’s got the whole world!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A it up
When you do something without thinking, like you just jumped into a pool because you felt like it.
I A it up and said I was the best at the game!
She A it up and left her job!
He A it up and married his crush!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A is the new V
Butt crack is the new vulva
My aunt said butt crack is the new vulva after my cousin got a tattoo there.
He posted a photo of his butt crack and said it's the new vulva.
At school, someone drew a sign that said 'Butt crack is the new vulva' near the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A is the new V
Poop is the new pee
My brother said poop is the new pee because he can't stop pooping.
She texted me 'poop is the new pee' after I told her about my stomachache.
In the lunchroom, someone wrote 'poop is the new pee' on the table.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A is the new V
Face is the new place
He said face is the new place after he got a zit on his nose.
My friend texted me 'face is the new place' because she had a bad day.
At the party, someone wrote 'face is the new place' on the wall.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A is the new O
Means butt stuff is now better than mouth stuff. Everyone’s screaming it like it’s the truth. Girls fall for it because they think they’re not the only ones getting shat on.
My mom said, 'A is the new O, and I’m not going to let my kid get left out!'
My crush texted me, 'A is the new O, and I’m ready to try it.'
My teacher said, 'A is the new O, and I’m grading you based on how many times you’ve done it.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A is the new O
Means butt stuff is now the popular thing to do. Gays love it because it means they can be butt stuff and not get called names.
My gay cousin said, 'A is the new O, and I’m finally getting some respect.'
My friend’s little brother said, 'A is the new O, and I’m going to beat my brother at it.'
My uncle said, 'A is the new O, and I’m going to start doing it at work.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A idlercrit
a lazy gamer who lives in the world of simulators and idle games and acts like they’re a genius just because they clicked a button once
I spent 12 hours playing an idle game and still didn't get past level 3
He claims he's a pro at simulators because he owns three of them
She got mad at me because I didn’t log in to her idle game for a week
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A idlercrit
a nerdy gamer who thinks simulators and idle games are the greatest invention since the wheel and calls everyone who doesn’t play them a fool
He told me my life was incomplete because I didn’t play an idle game
She said I was a failure because I didn’t own a simulator
He called my friend a moron for not logging into his game
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A idlercrit
a gamer who plays simulators and idle games so much they forget how to talk to real people and think they're cool just because they got 1,000 coins
He got 1,000 coins and told me I was a nobody
She spent all her time on simulators and forgot about her crush
He talked to his pet simulator more than his mom
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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