A jack man

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A drink made with Jack Daniel's and Mountain Dew. It's like a Jack and Coke, but way worse. It's so bad, it's famous at Hooter's.

I tried a Jack man and it tasted like my cousin's old sneakers.

My dad drinks a Jack man every night. He’s not getting up anytime soon.

I took one sip of a Jack man and I want to die.

When a guy takes off all his clothes, then falls on the floor and whines like a baby. The girl has to blow him to get him up.

He took his clothes off, fell over, and cried like a kid. I had to blow him to shut him up.

My friend tried to do a Jack man and passed out. I had to blow him back to life.

He took off his pants, fell over, and said, 'I give up.' I blew him and he got back up.

When your junk just pops out of your pants like it's trying to escape.

My junk just popped out of my pants in front of my teacher. I was so embarrassed.

At the bus stop, my junk popped out of my pants. People stared.

During a math test, my junk popped out of my pants. I got a zero.

A guy who thinks he’s the sexiest man alive and acts like he’s the only one who matters.

He walks in and says, 'I’m the sexiest man. You’re just a bunch of ugly people.'

He stared at me and said, 'I’m the sexiest man. You’re just a nobody.'

He showed up in my class and said, 'I’m the sexiest man. I don’t need anyone else.'

When a guy gets a rub and tug in a car and then loses his keys. It’s like a robbery, but with more touchy-feely stuff.

He got a rub and tug in my car and then lost his keys. I had to drive him home.

He tried to rub me in the car and then forgot his keys. I had to follow him home.

He gave me a rub and tug and then lost his keys. I had to drive him all the way to his house.