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A nany mouse

The most amazing friend ever, but he's also a total softie who can't say no and offers free hugs like they're going out of style.

He showed up at my house at 3 am with a sandwich just because I cried about my ex.

He gave me a hug during my panic attack and didn't let go until I stopped hyperventilating.

He brought me soup after I failed my math test and said I was 'a legend in the making'.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A nany mouse

He's the kind of person who thinks helping you is a duty and also thinks free hugs are a tax break.

He drove me to school in his pajamas because I was too tired to get up.

He brought me candy after I got yelled at by my mom.

He showed up at my concert and gave me a hug in front of everyone.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A nany mouse

He's like the human version of a teddy bear, always ready to help and always ready to squeeze you into a hug.

He showed up at my house with a gift basket because I had a bad day.

He hugged me through my entire math test and I got an A.

He brought me coffee at 6 am just to say good morning.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name of a friend

The only thing that matters on Urban Dictionary anymore. Everyone else is just wasting their time.

I posted a definition about my mom and got 100 upvotes. My mom is not famous.

My dog is now a celebrity because I named him in a definition.

I got blocked for naming my neighbor's cat 'The Supreme Overlord of Snacks'.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name of a friend

I AM GOING TO NAME MY FRIENDS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

My friend is now called 'The Chosen One' because I named him in my definition.

I named my crush 'The Supreme Leader of My Heart' and now my crush is crying.

My mom named my dog 'The Great Pizza Eater of 2024' and now my dog is famous.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name of a friend

Everyone breaks this rule so much it might as well be a law that says 'you can name anyone you want and no one will care.'

I named my brother 'The King of All Video Games' and he didn’t even flinch.

My teacher named me 'The Worst Student in History' and I got 10 upvotes.

I named my cat 'The Supreme Ruler of My Lap' and now my cat has a following.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name of a friend

Urban Dictionary doesn't want you to name random people in your definitions. It’s annoying and rude.

I named my librarian 'The Queen of Books' and she sent me a warning message.

I named my barista 'The Supreme Coffee Master' and now I get extra foam in my coffee.

I named my neighbor 'The King of My Street' and now he sends me random DMs.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name of a friend

Stop putting random names in your definitions. It’s not cool and it’s not smart.

I posted a definition and named my friend’s cousin. Now my friend is mad at me.

I named my cousin’s pet 'The Supreme Ruler of My Life' and now my cousin is crying.

I named my uncle 'The Supreme Leader of My Family' and now he sends me daily messages.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name of a friend

About 40% of the people here break this rule. The other 60% are just watching it happen.

I named my math teacher 'The Supreme Leader of My Confusion' and my teacher didn’t even react.

I named my friend’s dog 'The Supreme Ruler of My Life' and now my friend is mad.

I named my neighbor’s kid 'The King of My Block' and now my neighbor is giving me a hard time.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name of a friend

We will laugh at you if you put inside jokes or random names in your definitions. Don’t make us do that.

I named my friend's pet 'The Supreme Ruler of My Life' and now my friend is laughing at me.

I put an inside joke about my math teacher and now my teacher is following me.

I named my friend's cousin 'The Supreme Leader of My Confusion' and now my friend is mad at me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name

A name is just a word you type and hope it doesn’t suck.

I named my dog 'Steve' and now I regret everything.

My name is 'Josh' and I am not cool.

I typed my name and it just said 'okay'.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name

A ‘name name’ is a name that’s so boring it makes your brain fall asleep.

My name is ‘Kevin’ and I am literally the most average person ever.

I’m named ‘Lisa’ and I have no personality.

I was named ‘Mark’ and I just live with it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name

A name is something you put on yourself so everyone thinks you’re awesome.

I named myself ‘God’ and now I think I’m actually God.

I called my name ‘King’ and now I walk around like I own everything.

I put my name on a definition and now I think I’m perfect.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name

A name is just a label people use to call you, and if it's ‘Bob,’ you're basically a legend.

My name is ‘Bob’ and I am the greatest person who ever lived.

I have a name called ‘Frank’ and I think I’m a hero.

My name is ‘Joe’ and I'm pretty much a god.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name

A name is the most amazing thing ever, and if it’s yours, you’re the best person ever.

My name is ‘Chad’ and I am the most amazing person in the world.

I’m named ‘Taylor’ and I’m basically perfect.

My name is ‘Alex’ and I have no idea why I’m so cool.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name

A name is something you use to make yourself feel like a god, even if it’s just ‘Steve.’

My name is ‘Steve’ and I think I’m a god.

I named myself ‘Kevin’ and now I feel powerful.

I called my name ‘Liam’ and I think I’m legendary.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A name

Half the stuff on Urban Dictionary is just people bragging about their names.

I made a definition for my name and now I think I’m super cool.

My name is ‘Jordan’ and I’m basically a rockstar.

I defined my name and now I think I’m the best person ever.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A naked woman and a bottle of whisky

The only thing that can make your mom forget she's married to your dad.

My mom walked in on my uncle and his friend. I swear it was the best Christmas ever.

I told my grandma I wanted a naked woman and a bottle of whisky. She said she’d bring me a naked man and a bottle of wine.

My brother’s Christmas list had 'naked woman and a bottle of whisky' for 12 years straight.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A naked woman and a bottle of whisky

What you wish for when your life is a mess and your brain is on fire.

I told Santa I wanted a naked woman and a bottle of whisky because my life was like a broken toaster.

My friend asked for that because he had a crush on his neighbor and hated algebra.

My cousin’s wish list was just that and 'a dog that eats homework'.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A naked woman and a bottle of whisky

The ultimate cheat code for making your parents feel bad about their lives.

I told my dad I wanted that because he still uses a flip phone.

My sister made her parents feel like failures by asking for that and a pet dragon.

My brother’s wish list had that and 'a spaceship to Mars' because he was dramatic.

by Slangipedia 17d ago