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A Tooly
A gun, a pistol, or something that shoots stuff and makes you hot
He used his Tooly to shoot me and said it was the best thing ever.
She called her phone a Tooly because it made her hot.
He said his Tooly was for making toast, but it was just a gun.
A Tooly
A hand gun, but like the kind that only works if you're a total idiot
He tried to use his Tooly, but it was broken and he just threw it.
She called her knife a Tooly because it looked cool but wasn't.
He said his Tooly was for fighting, but it was just a stick.
A Tony Man
A Tony Man is a smug jerk who thinks everyone should play games the way he does. He ghost you for weeks until someone mentions pizza or beer, then shows up like he’s been waiting for a party.
"You play like a baby. I don’t even know why I bother.", Tony, after losing to his cousin in a 10-minute match.
"I was out of town. I had no internet. I had no food. I had no life.", Tony, 3 days after vanishing.
"I’m not a baby. I just don’t like ketchup.", Tony, when asked why he refused to eat the fries.
A Tony Man
A Tony Man acts like a kid who still thinks sauce is a punishment. He avoids adult stuff like responsibilities, showers, and actual conversations unless there’s a snack involved.
"I don’t know how to cook. I don’t know how to clean. I don’t know how to live. I just know how to eat.", Tony, during a group chat about chores.
"I’m not avoiding you. I’m avoiding life.", Tony, when asked why he didn’t reply to any messages for a month.
"I’m not a baby. I’m just not a fan of broccoli.", Tony, when asked why he skipped the family dinner.
A Tony Hawk
A Tony Hawk is when someone takes a dump on the handicap rail in the bathroom and acts like it was a pro move.
I saw a guy poop on the handicap rail and called himself a Tony Hawk. I told him he was a Tony Poo.
My friend did a Tony Hawk in the school bathroom and got suspended.
My mom did a Tony Hawk in the airport bathroom and got kicked out.
A Tony Hawk
The first famous skateboarder who landed the 900 and skated for decades. His kid also skateboards, and there are games about him.
Tony Hawk is the OG of skateboarding. He did the 900 and made it cool.
His son Riley is trying to be as good as him. Poor kid.
I play the Tony Hawk games every day. I wish I could skate like him.
A Tony Hawk
Tony Hawk is the king of skateboarding. He invented 80 tricks, and the 900 is the best. Some say he's the best, but others think he's just the most famous.
People say Tony Hawk is the best. I say he's the most famous.
He invented 80 tricks, but I only know 3 of them.
He started a foundation to help kids skate. That’s cool, but he also sells a lot of crap.
A Tony Hawk
Known as the Chairman of the Board, Tony Hawk started his own skate company and made his own video games. He invented over 50 tricks and changed how skaters catch air.
He started Birdhouse and made the 900 films. That’s how cool he is.
He changed how we catch air. Who needs early grabs when you can ollie off coping?
He’s called the Chairman of the Board, which sounds way more official than it is.
A Tony Hawk
The most popular skateboarder today. He invented lots of tricks and influenced a whole generation. His video games helped make him even more famous.
He’s the most popular skateboarder. Everyone knows his name.
He made video games about himself. That’s kind of cheating.
He influenced a whole generation. I’m one of them.
A Tony Hawk
A pretty good skater, but not the god of skateboarding. Sorry to break it to you.
He’s good, but he’s not the god of skateboarding. He’s just the king.
I used to think he was the best. Now I think he’s just really good.
He’s not the god of skateboarding. He’s just really rich.
A Tony Hawk
A skateboarder who makes video games. That’s about it.
He skateboards and makes video games. That’s his whole thing.
He’s a skater, but he also makes video games. That’s pretty cool.
He’s not the best skater, but he’s the best at making games about himself.
A Tony Dexter
When you post on Facebook about sailing boats and act like you're super smart, but you're really just a clueless halfwit with a grudge against people who aren't white.
'Sailing is the best thing ever! Black people should just stay in the water.'
'I don’t know why they’re even on the boat. It’s not like they’re from here.'
'I sailed for 30 years and I still don’t get why they’re even on the boat.'
A Tony Dexter
A guy who thinks he's a genius because he knows how to tie a knot, but he also thinks all non-white people are too dumb to sail properly.
'I tied the knot perfectly. That kid just stood there like he didn’t know what to do.'
'If you don’t know how to sail, you shouldn’t even be on the boat.'
'They probably got on the boat just to make me look bad.'
A Tony Dexter
When you take a simple Facebook thread about boats and turn it into a full-blown insult war because you’re too dumb to understand anything else.
'You’re not even a real sailor. You just show up and pretend.'
'I’ve sailed more boats than you’ve ever seen.'
'I don’t need to be on the boat. I’m already a legend.'
A Tony Dexter
A man who thinks he's the best sailor ever, but he also thinks people of other races are just there to slow him down.
'I’m the best sailor. Those other people? They’re just slowing me down.'
'I don’t need them on the boat. I sail alone.'
'They don’t even know how to sail properly.'
A Tony Dexter
A guy who thinks he's smart because he can read a map, but he also thinks all non-white people are just there to annoy him.
'I can read a map. Those people? They just stand there.'
'They probably got on the boat just to be annoying.'
'I don’t need them to sail. I can do it all by myself.'
A Tony Dexter
When you argue about boats on Facebook and you think you're the smartest person ever, but you're just a racist who doesn't know how to use a compass.
'I don’t need a compass. I know where I’m going.'
'Those people? They probably don’t know how to use a compass.'
'I don’t need to be on the boat. I know where I’m going.'
A Tommy Flight
A Tommy Flight is when a guy gets super turned on by shoving a chocolate eclair up another guy's butt and making him eat it.
My cousin said he saw a Tommy Flight at the mall food court. It was like a dessert nightmare.
My brother tried to do a Tommy Flight on his boss. He got fired and a chocolate filling in his pants.
At the gym, a guy did a Tommy Flight on a guy doing sit-ups. The guy doing sit-ups cried and kept doing sit-ups.
A Tommy Flight
A Tommy Flight is when a dude loves putting a chocolate eclair in another dude's butt and making him swallow it.
My friend’s ex did a Tommy Flight on him during a first date. He didn’t ask for seconds.
A guy at the bakery did a Tommy Flight on the clerk. The clerk quit and started eating eclairs for breakfast.
My dad did a Tommy Flight on my uncle at a family reunion. The whole table got dessert.
A Tommy Flight
A Tommy Flight is when a guy gets off by forcing another guy to eat a chocolate eclair straight out of his butt.
At the park, two guys did a Tommy Flight. The other people just watched and got free eclairs.
My mom’s boyfriend did a Tommy Flight on my dad. My mom got a divorce and a free eclair every day.
A guy at the office did a Tommy Flight on his boss. The boss got fired and a chocolate filling in his pants.
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