A Tony Man is a smug jerk who thinks everyone should play games the way he does. He ghost you for weeks until someone mentions pizza or beer, then shows up like he’s been waiting for a party.
"You play like a baby. I don’t even know why I bother.", Tony, after losing to his cousin in a 10-minute match.
"I was out of town. I had no internet. I had no food. I had no life.", Tony, 3 days after vanishing.
"I’m not a baby. I just don’t like ketchup.", Tony, when asked why he refused to eat the fries.
A Tony Man acts like a kid who still thinks sauce is a punishment. He avoids adult stuff like responsibilities, showers, and actual conversations unless there’s a snack involved.
"I don’t know how to cook. I don’t know how to clean. I don’t know how to live. I just know how to eat.", Tony, during a group chat about chores.
"I’m not avoiding you. I’m avoiding life.", Tony, when asked why he didn’t reply to any messages for a month.
"I’m not a baby. I’m just not a fan of broccoli.", Tony, when asked why he skipped the family dinner.
Tony Hawk is the king of skateboarding. He invented 80 tricks, and the 900 is the best. Some say he's the best, but others think he's just the most famous.
People say Tony Hawk is the best. I say he's the most famous.
He invented 80 tricks, but I only know 3 of them.
He started a foundation to help kids skate. That’s cool, but he also sells a lot of crap.
Known as the Chairman of the Board, Tony Hawk started his own skate company and made his own video games. He invented over 50 tricks and changed how skaters catch air.
He started Birdhouse and made the 900 films. That’s how cool he is.
He changed how we catch air. Who needs early grabs when you can ollie off coping?
He’s called the Chairman of the Board, which sounds way more official than it is.
When you post on Facebook about sailing boats and act like you're super smart, but you're really just a clueless halfwit with a grudge against people who aren't white.
'Sailing is the best thing ever! Black people should just stay in the water.'
'I don’t know why they’re even on the boat. It’s not like they’re from here.'
'I sailed for 30 years and I still don’t get why they’re even on the boat.'