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A comforting chimney sweeper
A comforting chimney sweeper is when someone licks your butt clean after you poop, making sure no crumb gets left behind
My mom does this every morning and calls it 'the daily grind.'
He said it was a 'chimney sweeper special' and I didn't know what that meant until I got a mouth full of poop.
She did it in the middle of a Zoom meeting and I had to pretend I was just eating a muffin.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A comforting chimney sweeper
A comforting chimney sweeper is when someone cleans your butt with their tongue after you do your business
My brother does it every time I eat too much pizza.
He called it 'the after-dinner ritual' and I had no idea what he was talking about until I tasted the crust.
She did it in the middle of my test and I got a B because I was too busy gagging.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A comforting chimney sweeper
A comforting chimney sweeper is when someone licks your poop out of your butt like it’s a job
My dad does it every time I forget to flush the toilet.
He said it was 'part of the package' and I had to take it like a man.
She did it during my birthday party and I ended up crying on the cake.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A combo
A combo is when everything goes wrong at once like your mom’s spaghetti and your dad’s bad decisions. You’re confused, annoyed, and probably screaming into a pillow.
My math test looked like a combo. I had no idea what was going on.
The combo of my brother’s loud music and my sister’s constant crying was unbearable.
That combo of burnt toast and my teacher’s boring lecture made me want to die.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A combo
Cum on my beard, or else is the threat you make when you’re too lazy to fight but still want to feel important. It’s like a weak kid’s version of a superhero.
‘Cum on my beard, or else’ is what my little brother said when he tried to take my candy.
My friend said ‘Cum on my beard, or else’ and got no respect.
That kid said ‘Cum on my beard, or else’ and got laughed at.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A combo
A combo is a mix of stuff that goes together but also doesn’t. It’s like your mom’s weird dinner that tastes okay but you still hate it.
That combo of chicken and corn was the worst thing I ever ate.
The combo of my math homework and my sister’s loud singing was a nightmare.
The combo of my teacher’s voice and the fan was torture.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A combo
Combo is like that snack you eat when you’re either hungry or bored. It’s got a crunchy outside and a gooey inside that makes you want to eat it all at once.
I ate a combo during lunch and it was the best snack ever.
The combo was so good I ate three of them.
That combo was so tasty I didn’t want to stop eating.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A combo
A combo is when you hit someone with a bunch of punches or kicks in a row. It’s like when your mom yells at you for 10 minutes straight.
He did a combo on me and I got knocked down.
That combo was so good I got a standing ovation.
The combo of punches and kicks made me feel like a superhero.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A combo
To combo is when you drink and smoke so much you feel relaxed and happy. It’s like when you get high and don’t care about anything.
I comboed and felt so good I didn’t care about my math test.
My friend comboed and got so high he started dancing in the hallway.
I comboed and felt like a king.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A combo
A combo is a mini pretzel with a filling inside. It’s like a snack that’s both crunchy and gooey.
I ate a combo and it was the best snack ever.
That combo was so good I ate three of them.
The combo was so tasty I didn’t want to stop eating.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label
When a company takes all the flavor out of something and replaces it with their boring logo. Like when a music label starts sounding like a coffee shop.
Starbucks made a song that sounds like a coffee commercial.
My art class turned into a branding seminar.
The new soda tastes like a corporate meeting.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label
When a company makes everything look the same because they’re too cheap to be creative. Also happens when they take over music.
The new album sounds like it was made by a robot.
My school lunch now looks like a Starbucks ad.
They turned my favorite band into a logo.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cold dildo
Something that makes your butt cheeks scream and your brain shut down.
My math test was a cold dildo. I cried.
The boss's speech was a cold dildo. I wanted to die.
My sister's new haircut was a cold dildo. I laughed until I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cold dildo
The worst thing you could ever feel in your pants.
That gym sock smell was a cold dildo. I ran out.
My ex's text messages were a cold dildo. I deleted them all.
The hot dog at the fair was a cold dildo. I threw it away.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cold dildo
A thing so bad it makes your soul want to leave your body.
My mom's singing was a cold dildo. I covered my ears.
That long car ride was a cold dildo. I fell asleep on the floor.
My brother's Minecraft world was a cold dildo. I screamed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cold dildo
The kind of thing that makes your face turn red and your brain go blank.
My teacher's voice was a cold dildo. I daydreamed the whole class.
That pizza was a cold dildo. I threw it like a missile.
My dog's new obsession with my shoes was a cold dildo. I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cold dildo
A thing so terrible it feels like your brain is being stabbed with a pencil.
That movie was a cold dildo. I fell asleep in the theater.
My cousin's new TikTok dance was a cold dildo. I laughed so hard I peed.
That math homework was a cold dildo. I threw it out the window.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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