A comforting chimney sweeper

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A comforting chimney sweeper is when someone licks your butt clean after you poop, making sure no crumb gets left behind

My mom does this every morning and calls it 'the daily grind.'

He said it was a 'chimney sweeper special' and I didn't know what that meant until I got a mouth full of poop.

She did it in the middle of a Zoom meeting and I had to pretend I was just eating a muffin.

A comforting chimney sweeper is when someone cleans your butt with their tongue after you do your business

My brother does it every time I eat too much pizza.

He called it 'the after-dinner ritual' and I had no idea what he was talking about until I tasted the crust.

She did it in the middle of my test and I got a B because I was too busy gagging.

A comforting chimney sweeper is when someone licks your poop out of your butt like it’s a job

My dad does it every time I forget to flush the toilet.

He said it was 'part of the package' and I had to take it like a man.

She did it during my birthday party and I ended up crying on the cake.