A Tony Man

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A Tony Man is a smug jerk who thinks everyone should play games the way he does. He ghost you for weeks until someone mentions pizza or beer, then shows up like he’s been waiting for a party.
"You play like a baby. I don’t even know why I bother.", Tony, after losing to his cousin in a 10-minute match.
"I was out of town. I had no internet. I had no food. I had no life.", Tony, 3 days after vanishing.
"I’m not a baby. I just don’t like ketchup.", Tony, when asked why he refused to eat the fries.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Tony Man acts like a kid who still thinks sauce is a punishment. He avoids adult stuff like responsibilities, showers, and actual conversations unless there’s a snack involved.
"I don’t know how to cook. I don’t know how to clean. I don’t know how to live. I just know how to eat.", Tony, during a group chat about chores.
"I’m not avoiding you. I’m avoiding life.", Tony, when asked why he didn’t reply to any messages for a month.
"I’m not a baby. I’m just not a fan of broccoli.", Tony, when asked why he skipped the family dinner.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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