A Tony Man
A Tony Man is a smug jerk who thinks everyone should play games the way he does. He ghost you for weeks until someone mentions pizza or beer, then shows up like he’s been waiting for a party.
"You play like a baby. I don’t even know why I bother.", Tony, after losing to his cousin in a 10-minute match.
"I was out of town. I had no internet. I had no food. I had no life.", Tony, 3 days after vanishing.
"I’m not a baby. I just don’t like ketchup.", Tony, when asked why he refused to eat the fries.