A Tony Hawk

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A Tony Hawk is when someone takes a dump on the handicap rail in the bathroom and acts like it was a pro move.
I saw a guy poop on the handicap rail and called himself a Tony Hawk. I told him he was a Tony Poo.
My friend did a Tony Hawk in the school bathroom and got suspended.
My mom did a Tony Hawk in the airport bathroom and got kicked out.
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The first famous skateboarder who landed the 900 and skated for decades. His kid also skateboards, and there are games about him.
Tony Hawk is the OG of skateboarding. He did the 900 and made it cool.
His son Riley is trying to be as good as him. Poor kid.
I play the Tony Hawk games every day. I wish I could skate like him.
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Tony Hawk is the king of skateboarding. He invented 80 tricks, and the 900 is the best. Some say he's the best, but others think he's just the most famous.
People say Tony Hawk is the best. I say he's the most famous.
He invented 80 tricks, but I only know 3 of them.
He started a foundation to help kids skate. That’s cool, but he also sells a lot of crap.
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Known as the Chairman of the Board, Tony Hawk started his own skate company and made his own video games. He invented over 50 tricks and changed how skaters catch air.
He started Birdhouse and made the 900 films. That’s how cool he is.
He changed how we catch air. Who needs early grabs when you can ollie off coping?
He’s called the Chairman of the Board, which sounds way more official than it is.
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The most popular skateboarder today. He invented lots of tricks and influenced a whole generation. His video games helped make him even more famous.
He’s the most popular skateboarder. Everyone knows his name.
He made video games about himself. That’s kind of cheating.
He influenced a whole generation. I’m one of them.
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A pretty good skater, but not the god of skateboarding. Sorry to break it to you.
He’s good, but he’s not the god of skateboarding. He’s just the king.
I used to think he was the best. Now I think he’s just really good.
He’s not the god of skateboarding. He’s just really rich.
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A skateboarder who makes video games. That’s about it.
He skateboards and makes video games. That’s his whole thing.
He’s a skater, but he also makes video games. That’s pretty cool.
He’s not the best skater, but he’s the best at making games about himself.
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