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A fucking egg

A fucking egg is when you sneak up on someone and give them the biggest surprise of their life, like a surprise party with no warning.

I snuck up on my dad and yelled, 'Happy birthday!' He screamed, 'A fucking egg!'

I surprised my friend with a cake. He said, 'A fucking egg!'

I jumped out of a closet and yelled, 'Boo!' My sister screamed, 'A fucking egg!'

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A fucking egg

A fucking egg is when someone asks you a question so dumb you can’t even answer it without getting a headache.

My friend asked, 'Why is the sky blue?' I said, 'A fucking egg!'

My teacher asked, 'What is 2+2?' I said, 'A fucking egg!'

My dog asked me, 'Why is the grass green?' I said, 'A fucking egg!'

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A fucking egg

A fucking egg is like a milkshake, but it’s made with sperm and it tastes like regret.

I drank egg fuck and it tasted like regret. I threw it up.

My friend tried egg fuck and said it was the worst thing ever.

I made egg fuck for my dad and he ran away.

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A fucking cat

If I see that stupid cat again I’m gonna kick its ass through the wall.

I’m gonna kill that cat if it doesn’t stop meowing at 3 am.

If that cat comes near me one more time I swear I’ll throw it out the window.

I’m gonna rip that cat’s hair out if it doesn’t stop scratching my door.

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A fucking cat

My fucking cat is my stupid mom’s dumb cat that scratches my door at 3 am and then yells at me when I let it in.

My cat is so annoying it wakes me up every night and then screams at me when I let it in.

That cat is like my mom’s evil pet that hates me.

Every night that dumb cat attacks my door like it’s my enemy.

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A fucking cat

A person named Cameron who goes to sleep with cats and then wakes up with them.

Cameron sleeps with cats and then yells at them in the morning.

That Cameron guy is always with a cat like they’re married.

Cameron has a cat in his bed and it’s making him crazy.

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A fucking cat

What you say when you’re so mad you want to scream into a pillow.

I said ‘my fucking cat’ when it woke me up again.

I yelled ‘my fucking cat’ when it scratched my door for the 10th time.

I screamed ‘my fucking cat’ when I saw it at 3 am.

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A fucking cat

When you mess something up so bad it’s like you fell off a cliff and hit the ground with your face.

I messed up my exam so bad it was like I fell off a cliff.

I made such a bad mistake it was like I destroyed the world.

I messed up my life so bad it was like I was hit by a truck.

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A fucking cat

When you make a mistake so big it might kill you and your cat.

I made a mistake so big I might die and my cat might die with me.

I messed up so bad it could kill me and my cat.

I did something so stupid it might kill both me and my cat.

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A fucking cat

When you're so horny you're willing to do anything, even sleep with a cat.

I was so horny I let my cat sleep with me.

That person was so horny they kissed a cat.

I was so horny I made out with my cat.

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A fucking A

A band from the UK that screams so loud they could wake the dead.

My brother’s playlist is just Asking Alexandria on loop.

I saw them live and my ears are still ringing.

My dog ran out of the room during their concert.

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A fucking A

A string of f-words so long it could be a new type of torture.

She texted me 20 f-words and I still don’t know why.

He sent me a message that was just f-words and a crying emoji.

My friend’s tweet was all f-words and a single period.

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A fucking A

A level of bad that’s one step above complete failure.

I got an A on my math test and it was still a disaster.

He failed the test but got an A and I don’t know how.

She cried when she got an A and it was the worst thing ever.

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A fucking A

A never-ending storm of f-words that won’t stop.

My mom’s text was just f-words and I didn’t even do anything.

He yelled f-words for 10 minutes straight and I still don’t know why.

I got a message that was 100 f-words and I’m still confused.

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A fucking A

A long line of f-words that could make a goat cry.

He sent me a message with f-words and it was longer than my homework.

My friend’s tweet was just f-words and a goat emoji.

I got a text with 50 f-words and I still don’t know why.

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A fucking A

When you’re so angry you could punch a wall and it would thank you.

I got an F on my test and I was so mad I punched the wall.

She failed her math test and screamed so loud the dog ran away.

He got a D and it was like he died inside.

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A fucking A

A message so full of f-words it could be a new language.

My friend sent me a message with f-words and it was like a whole new language.

He texted me 100 f-words and I didn’t even do anything wrong.

I got a message that was all f-words and I still don’t know what it means.

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A fuckin' mile

Like 50 yards, not even close to a real mile. You’re just tired and lying.

I walked a fuckin' mile and still didn’t get to the store.

He said he ran a fuckin' mile, but he barely left the sidewalk.

She claimed she ran a fuckin' mile, but I saw her stop for a snack.

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A fuckin' mile

A fuckin' mile is just a short walk, but you’re too dumb to know that.

I ran a fuckin' mile and it was just around the block.

He said he ran a fuckin' mile, but he took the bus.

She walked a fuckin' mile and still didn’t make it to the gym.

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A fuckin' mile

A fuckin' mile is like 50 yards. You’re just out of shape and full of crap.

He ran a fuckin' mile and it took him 20 minutes.

She walked a fuckin' mile and still said she was tired.

They ran a fuckin' mile and it was just from the couch to the fridge.

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