A fucking egg
A fucking egg is when you sneak up on someone and give them the biggest surprise of their life, like a surprise party with no warning.
I snuck up on my dad and yelled, 'Happy birthday!' He screamed, 'A fucking egg!'
I surprised my friend with a cake. He said, 'A fucking egg!'
I jumped out of a closet and yelled, 'Boo!' My sister screamed, 'A fucking egg!'
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