A fucking egg

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A fucking egg is what you yell when your buddy does something so stupid it makes your brain hurt.
My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza for breakfast. I said, 'A fucking egg!'
My friend told a joke that was worse than a bad movie. I said, 'A fucking egg!'
My dog ran into a wall. I said, 'A fucking egg!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fucking egg is the worst way to call someone a total brain-dead idiot.
My teacher said, 'You’re a fucking egg!' after I spilled my coffee on the floor.
My brother called me a 'fucking egg' because I forgot my homework.
My mom yelled, 'You’re a fucking egg!' when I ate my shoes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fucking egg on toast is when something really good happens, like winning a prize or getting a free burger.
I got a free burger. I said, 'Fucking eggs on toast!'
I won a prize at the fair. I said, 'Fucking eggs on toast!'
My dog got a new toy. I said, 'Fucking eggs on toast!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fucking egg is when you sneak up on someone and give them the biggest surprise of their life, like a surprise party with no warning.
I snuck up on my dad and yelled, 'Happy birthday!' He screamed, 'A fucking egg!'
I surprised my friend with a cake. He said, 'A fucking egg!'
I jumped out of a closet and yelled, 'Boo!' My sister screamed, 'A fucking egg!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fucking egg is when someone asks you a question so dumb you can’t even answer it without getting a headache.
My friend asked, 'Why is the sky blue?' I said, 'A fucking egg!'
My teacher asked, 'What is 2+2?' I said, 'A fucking egg!'
My dog asked me, 'Why is the grass green?' I said, 'A fucking egg!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fucking egg is like a milkshake, but it’s made with sperm and it tastes like regret.
I drank egg fuck and it tasted like regret. I threw it up.
My friend tried egg fuck and said it was the worst thing ever.
I made egg fuck for my dad and he ran away.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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