A lannon
To suck a cock so hard you’re dizzy and it feels like you’re gonna puke.
I saw him do it in the lobby of the mall.
He did it during a Fortnite match and didn’t even notice.
He did it in front of his mom and it was glorious.
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A lannon
A long, saggy butt that farts so loud in bed it wakes up the whole neighborhood.
He farted so hard the nanny cried.
He farted during a Zoom call and no one spoke for 10 minutes.
He farted in the middle of a math test and got sent to the principal’s office.
A lannon
A brainless meathead who plays Fortnite like it’s a life-or-death battle.
He got killed by a rabbit and it was embarrassing.
He spent 30 minutes building a wall and it got destroyed in 5 seconds.
He tried to build a rocket and it exploded in his face.
A lannon
A cock-sucking, dumb-ass scientist who thinks he’s the next Einstein.
He sucked a cock and called it a ‘scientific breakthrough.’
He tried to invent a time machine and it just made him sleepy.
He thinks Fortnite is a real war and he’s the general.
A lannon
A sexy, hot guy who can sweep your girl off her feet just by blinking.
He walked by and my girl swooned.
He said one sentence and my girl forgot her name.
He looked at her and she dropped her phone in the toilet.
A lannon
Three guys who will do anything for him just because he’s cute.
They followed him to the mall and got kicked out.
They tried to buy him a car and he just said ‘no thanks.’
They showed up at his house with pizza and it was awkward.
A lannon
A pretty boy with a perfect personality who makes your life better just by being in it.
He made my girl cry happy tears.
He bullied me but I still love him.
He kissed my girl and it was beautiful.
A landline Arkwood Man
A landline Arkwood Man is a total motherfucker who rules the transport game. He'll drive anywhere, haul anything, and work all hours like it's his goddamn job. You usually catch him behind the wheel of a Kenworth like it’s his ex-wife.
I saw him driving through a blizzard with a flat tire and a moose in the back. That’s not a man, that’s a legend.
He once drove for 48 hours straight just to beat a rival. The guy got a coffee and a nap. He got a medal.
He told me he once drove through a tornado just to deliver a package. I said, 'You’re crazy.' He said, 'No, I’m a landline Arkwood Man.'
A landline Arkwood Man
A landline Arkwood Man is the kind of guy who would drive a truck through a brick wall if it meant getting to work on time. He’s got no life, no breaks, and a truck that’s practically his second wife.
He drove through a snowstorm just to get to work. I asked him why. He said, 'Because that’s what a landline Arkwood Man does.'
He once delivered a shipment at 3 a. m. and then went to work. I asked him how he stayed awake. He said, 'Coffee, pain, and the promise of a paycheck.'
He told me he once drove through a burning building to save a shipment. I said, 'You’re insane.' He said, 'No, I’m a landline Arkwood Man.'
A landline Arkwood Man
A landline Arkwood Man is a man who drives so much, he’s practically a ghost. He doesn’t sleep, he doesn’t eat, and he doesn’t stop until the job is done. He’s usually found behind the wheel of a Kenworth, like it’s his new best friend.
He once drove through a hurricane just to get to work. I asked him why. He said, 'Because that’s what a landline Arkwood Man does.'
He told me he once drove for 72 hours straight. I said, 'That’s not human.' He said, 'That’s a landline Arkwood Man.'
He once delivered a shipment at 2 a. m. and then went to work. I asked him how he stayed awake. He said, 'Coffee, pain, and the promise of a paycheck.'
A laddy
A laddy is a loud, stupid yell you make when you think you’re awesome. You only ever say it as 'A laddy' and never shut up about it.
A laddy! I just ate 10 burgers and I’m still not full!
A laddy! I beat my dog at chess!
A laddy! I wore socks with sandals and nobody laughed!
A laddy
A laddy is a Scottish way to call a boy or a lad. It's like calling your little brother 'you're a laddy' and then throwing a pillow at him.
Hey you're a laddy! Why are you crying?
You're a laddy! You just failed math!
You're a laddy! You can't even tie your shoes!
A laddy
A laddy is a guy who is cool, nice, and kind of lovable. He's the type of guy who would hug you and then say 'you're a laddy' right in your face.
Hey, you're a laddy! Why are you eating my sandwich?
You're a laddy! You just said 'you're a laddy' to me!
You're a laddy! You're still a laddy!
A laddy
A laddy is like a hot guy who is also nerdy and wholesome. He's the type of guy who wears glasses and says 'you're a laddy' when he's trying to be cool.
You're a laddy! I just saw you eating a whole pizza!
You're a laddy! You're wearing socks with sandals!
You're a laddy! You just said 'you're a laddy' to me!
A laddy
A laddy is a term for a close friend. It's like a bro, but with more yelling and less being cool.
Hey, you're a laddy! Why are you crying?
You're a laddy! I just failed math!
You're a laddy! You're still a laddy!
A laddy
A laddy is what dumb people think Scots say to each other all the time. It's like they're all just yelling 'you're a laddy' and nobody cares.
You're a laddy! I just saw you eating a whole pizza!
You're a laddy! You're wearing socks with sandals!
You're a laddy! You just said 'you're a laddy' to me!
A laddy
A laddy is when a guy acts like he's swaggering or macho, but he's just a boy being a little bit silly.
A laddy! I just ate 10 burgers and I'm still not full!
A laddy! I beat my dog at chess!
A laddy! I wore socks with sandals and nobody laughed!
A la casa de tu madreeee
It’s Spanish for 'to the house of your mom' and you yell it like a curse when someone asks you where something is. It’s like you’re saying 'I don’t know, and I don’t care.'
Where are we going? A la casa de tu madreeee!
Where’s the restaurant? A la casa de tu madreeee!
Where were you? A la casa de tu madreeee!
A la casa de tu madreeee
It’s like telling someone to go to their mom’s house because you’re too lazy to think. You use it when someone asks where you are or where you’re going.
Where are you? A la casa de tu madreeee!
Where’s the party? A la casa de tu madreeee!
Where are we? A la casa de tu madreeee!
A la casa de tu madreeee
You scream it like it’s a war cry when someone asks you where you are or where you’re going. It sounds like you're mad and you’re saying 'your mom’s house.'
Where are we dropping? A la casa de tu madreeee!
Where do you want to go? A la casa de tu madreeee!
Where were you last night? A la casa de tu madreeee!