A landline Arkwood Man
A landline Arkwood Man is the kind of guy who would drive a truck through a brick wall if it meant getting to work on time. He’s got no life, no breaks, and a truck that’s practically his second wife.
He drove through a snowstorm just to get to work. I asked him why. He said, 'Because that’s what a landline Arkwood Man does.'
He once delivered a shipment at 3 a. m. and then went to work. I asked him how he stayed awake. He said, 'Coffee, pain, and the promise of a paycheck.'
He told me he once drove through a burning building to save a shipment. I said, 'You’re insane.' He said, 'No, I’m a landline Arkwood Man.'