A landline Arkwood Man

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A landline Arkwood Man is a total motherfucker who rules the transport game. He'll drive anywhere, haul anything, and work all hours like it's his goddamn job. You usually catch him behind the wheel of a Kenworth like it’s his ex-wife.
I saw him driving through a blizzard with a flat tire and a moose in the back. That’s not a man, that’s a legend.
He once drove for 48 hours straight just to beat a rival. The guy got a coffee and a nap. He got a medal.
He told me he once drove through a tornado just to deliver a package. I said, 'You’re crazy.' He said, 'No, I’m a landline Arkwood Man.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A landline Arkwood Man is the kind of guy who would drive a truck through a brick wall if it meant getting to work on time. He’s got no life, no breaks, and a truck that’s practically his second wife.
He drove through a snowstorm just to get to work. I asked him why. He said, 'Because that’s what a landline Arkwood Man does.'
He once delivered a shipment at 3 a. m. and then went to work. I asked him how he stayed awake. He said, 'Coffee, pain, and the promise of a paycheck.'
He told me he once drove through a burning building to save a shipment. I said, 'You’re insane.' He said, 'No, I’m a landline Arkwood Man.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A landline Arkwood Man is a man who drives so much, he’s practically a ghost. He doesn’t sleep, he doesn’t eat, and he doesn’t stop until the job is done. He’s usually found behind the wheel of a Kenworth, like it’s his new best friend.
He once drove through a hurricane just to get to work. I asked him why. He said, 'Because that’s what a landline Arkwood Man does.'
He told me he once drove for 72 hours straight. I said, 'That’s not human.' He said, 'That’s a landline Arkwood Man.'
He once delivered a shipment at 2 a. m. and then went to work. I asked him how he stayed awake. He said, 'Coffee, pain, and the promise of a paycheck.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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