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A rosado
A rosado is when your junk gets rubbed raw and turns the color of a cherry. It’s like having a permanent sunburn on your butt.
My cousin got a rosado from riding a motorcycle for 10 hours straight. He looked like a peeled grape.
I got a rosado from my ex’s sock. It was the worst.
My dog got a rosado from running through a hedge. He howled like a banshee.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A rosado
A rosado is a human who eats paint chips for fun and ends up looking like a mad man with a face like a wet cat.
My neighbor is a rosado. He eats paint chips and talks to the ceiling.
My cousin’s sister is a rosado. She eats paint chips and wears socks on her hands.
That guy in the park is a rosado. He eats paint chips and dances like he’s on fire.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A rosado
A rosado is a soldier who loves to mess with his friends. He’s like the enemy in the army.
My brother is a rosado. He made me do push-ups in the snow.
My friend’s brother is a rosado. He stole his buddy’s boots and made him run a marathon.
That guy in the army is a rosado. He told his friend he was going to be deployed to Mars.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A rosado
A rosado is a magical word you shout during beer pong to make your opponents miss every shot. It was invented in Greenwich, CT by a drunk kid.
I said 'rosado' during beer pong and my friend missed all his shots. I won.
My friend shouted 'rosado' and my cousin missed every shot. He looked confused.
I used 'rosado' and my team won the game. My enemies looked like they were kicked by a donkey.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A rosado
A rosado is a fat, lazy sack of crap who hits on married women and acts like he’s the king of the world.
My uncle is a rosado. He hit on my aunt’s boss and got fired.
That guy in the grocery store is a rosado. He hit on my mom’s friend and she yelled at him.
My neighbor is a rosado. He hit on my sister’s teacher and she gave him a D.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A rosado
A rosado is a stoner who’s big as a house but still has a six-pack. He’s too high to even snap your neck.
My cousin is a rosado. He eats pizza and smokes weed all day.
That guy at the park is a rosado. He’s so high he can’t walk straight.
My brother is a rosado. He eats candy and smokes weed and still looks like a giant.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A rosado
A rosado is a girl who’s cool but acts like she’s from another planet. She’s the weird friend you can’t live without.
My friend is a rosado. She talks to plants and wears socks on her hands.
That girl in my class is a rosado. She draws on her face and talks to the ceiling.
My sister is a rosado. She eats crayons for breakfast and wears her pajamas to school.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A roodly toot toot toot
A stupid way to talk that sounds like a donkey with a trumpet. People who use it are usually clueless and think they're being cool.
'A roodly toot toot toot' said my cousin when I told him I got an A on my test.
My dad yelled 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I spilled coffee on his pants.
My friend used 'A roodly toot toot toot' to describe my math homework.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A roodly toot toot toot
A loud, stupid phrase that makes you want to punch someone. Used by people who think they’re the smartest kid in the class.
'A roodly toot toot toot' came out of my brother’s mouth when I beat him in a video game.
My teacher said 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I didn’t do my homework.
My mom used 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I failed my test.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A roodly toot toot toot
A dumb way of talking that makes you want to throw something. Usually said by people who think they're being funny, but they're not.
'A roodly toot toot toot' was what my friend said when I told him I got a scholarship.
My neighbor yelled 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I walked on his lawn.
My dog barked 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I left for the day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A roodly toot toot toot
A stupid phrase that sounds like a broken kazoo. People who use it are usually the kind of people who think they're funny, but they're not.
My friend said 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I told him I got a new phone.
My brother said 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I beat him in a race.
My teacher said 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I asked for extra credit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A roodly toot toot toot
A loud, dumb way of talking that sounds like a confused parrot. Usually said by people who think they're tough, but they're not.
'A roodly toot toot toot' said my friend when I told him I got a new video game.
My dad said 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I told him I got a bad grade.
My neighbor said 'A roodly toot toot toot' when I walked on his lawn again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A robbie
A guy so good, he makes your life better just by being in it. He’s a walking miracle, and if you don’t appreciate him, you’re a waste of oxygen.
Robbie walked in, and I instantly forgot my problems. Thanks, Robby.
I had a bad day, and Robbie made me feel like the best person on Earth. Magic.
Robbie’s the only reason I still believe in love and pizza.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A robbie
He’s got a dick the size of a mountain, and he’ll eat you out like you’re his last meal.
Robbie ate me out like I was a free appetizer. I didn’t even pay.
He looked at me like I was the last pizza in the world. I got eaten out.
I tried to leave, but he pulled me back and ate me out like I was his favorite snack.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A robbie
A joke-telling, smart, hot mess who thinks he’s funny, and he usually is. He’s got a huge brain, but sometimes it’s missing the filter. He’ll make you laugh, cry, or just question your life.
He told a joke so good, I laughed until I cried. Then I cried until I laughed again.
He made me question my life choices and my love for tacos.
He told a joke so bad, I lost my job, my girlfriend, and my dignity.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A robbie
She’s smart, hot, and will do anything for her friends. She’s got the heart of a lion and the brain of a genius. Don’t mess with her or she’ll beat you up.
She cried for me and then beat up my ex. I owe her my life.
She made me my favorite meal and then beat up my worst enemy. She’s a saint.
She cried for me, and I cried for her. Then we beat up the whole class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A robbie
He’s a bit of a cocky guy, but he’s got a big heart and will do anything for his friends. He’s got a weird sense of humor, and if you fall for him, you’ll be his number one priority. He’ll blow off his girlfriend just to make sure you’re okay.
He blew off his girlfriend to make sure I was okay. I’m his number one priority.
He told me I was the best, then made me his number one priority. I’m his forever.
He blew off his girlfriend for me. I’m officially his number one priority.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A robbie
He seems quiet, but he’s got a brain full of thoughts. He’s shy, but he’s got a fire inside. He works hard and never gives up, even when he wants to cry or take a break.
He looked shy, but he’s got a brain full of ideas. I didn’t even know that.
He worked hard all day and never gave up. I was impressed.
He’s shy, but he’s got a fire inside. I didn’t know that until I saw him work.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A robbie
He’s smart, hot, and just plain awesome. He’s the kind of guy who makes your day better just by being in it.
He walked in, and the room went silent. He’s that good.
He’s smart, hot, and he’s awesome. I’m in love.
He made my day better just by walking in. That’s how good he is.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A roach on Raid
A human turned into a wild animal after swallowing Flakka, acting like they’re on fire and don’t care who sees them.
He ran through the mall wearing just socks and screaming about aliens.
She tried to bite the mailman and ended up licking the floor.
He did the running man in the middle of a gas station and cried about his dead mom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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