A rosado
A rosado is a stoner who’s big as a house but still has a six-pack. He’s too high to even snap your neck.
My cousin is a rosado. He eats pizza and smokes weed all day.
That guy at the park is a rosado. He’s so high he can’t walk straight.
My brother is a rosado. He eats candy and smokes weed and still looks like a giant.