A rosado

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A rosado is when your junk gets rubbed raw and turns the color of a cherry. It’s like having a permanent sunburn on your butt.

My cousin got a rosado from riding a motorcycle for 10 hours straight. He looked like a peeled grape.

I got a rosado from my ex’s sock. It was the worst.

My dog got a rosado from running through a hedge. He howled like a banshee.

A rosado is a human who eats paint chips for fun and ends up looking like a mad man with a face like a wet cat.

My neighbor is a rosado. He eats paint chips and talks to the ceiling.

My cousin’s sister is a rosado. She eats paint chips and wears socks on her hands.

That guy in the park is a rosado. He eats paint chips and dances like he’s on fire.

A rosado is a soldier who loves to mess with his friends. He’s like the enemy in the army.

My brother is a rosado. He made me do push-ups in the snow.

My friend’s brother is a rosado. He stole his buddy’s boots and made him run a marathon.

That guy in the army is a rosado. He told his friend he was going to be deployed to Mars.

A rosado is a magical word you shout during beer pong to make your opponents miss every shot. It was invented in Greenwich, CT by a drunk kid.

I said 'rosado' during beer pong and my friend missed all his shots. I won.

My friend shouted 'rosado' and my cousin missed every shot. He looked confused.

I used 'rosado' and my team won the game. My enemies looked like they were kicked by a donkey.

A rosado is a fat, lazy sack of crap who hits on married women and acts like he’s the king of the world.

My uncle is a rosado. He hit on my aunt’s boss and got fired.

That guy in the grocery store is a rosado. He hit on my mom’s friend and she yelled at him.

My neighbor is a rosado. He hit on my sister’s teacher and she gave him a D.

A rosado is a stoner who’s big as a house but still has a six-pack. He’s too high to even snap your neck.

My cousin is a rosado. He eats pizza and smokes weed all day.

That guy at the park is a rosado. He’s so high he can’t walk straight.

My brother is a rosado. He eats candy and smokes weed and still looks like a giant.

A rosado is a girl who’s cool but acts like she’s from another planet. She’s the weird friend you can’t live without.

My friend is a rosado. She talks to plants and wears socks on her hands.

That girl in my class is a rosado. She draws on her face and talks to the ceiling.

My sister is a rosado. She eats crayons for breakfast and wears her pajamas to school.