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A sociable Loner

A person who can be alone all day but still needs to be at a party to feel like they're doing something

Told my mom I was going to the party, but I just wanted to be near people and not actually talk to anyone.

I walked into the party, stood by the snack table, and left before anyone even said hi.

Went to the party, drank one soda, and then left because I had no idea what was going on.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A sociable Loner

A human who loves being alone but still goes to parties just to prove they can be there without talking to anyone

Showed up to the party, sat on a couch, and didn’t say a word for the whole time.

Came to the party, ate a whole pizza by myself, and then left.

Went to the party, saw no one I knew, and immediately went to the bathroom and stayed there.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A so close.

when someone snaps a photo of a hot guy or girl who’s almost naked, but barely covered by a tiny piece of cloth or a body part that’s not even sexy. It’s like they’re trying to hide the obvious.

I took a pic of my neighbor in a towel, and it’s like he was trying to be modest but failed.

My cousin sent me a photo of her friend in a bra, and I’m still not over it.

That guy at the gym was wearing a shirt so tiny it might as well not be there.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A so close.

when you yell at someone for saying something stupid, and then you explain it like you’re talking to a toddler who just spilled juice on the floor.

'You said you could run a marathon? I can barely walk to the fridge!' 'I was tired, okay? I just woke up!'

‘You think you’re the best at chess? I beat your grandma last week.’ ‘That’s not fair, she’s a grandma!’

‘You said you could eat a whole pizza? I’ve only eaten half of mine, and I’m still full.’

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A so close.

when you’re almost at the top of the game, but you’re still stuck on a stupid quest that you don’t even care about anymore.

I’m level 71 in Skyrim, and I’m still trying to get that stupid dragon’s tooth.

I’ve been playing for hours, and all I want is that legendary achievement.

I’m so close to finishing the game, but I still have to kill that one dragon again.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A so close.

when you’re miles apart, but you still think about them every second, and you wish you could just be together.

I’m in California, and my crush is in New York, and I miss them every day.

We haven’t talked in weeks, but I still think about them all the time.

We’re on opposite sides of the world, but I still love them like they’re right here.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snumzy

a guy with a tiny weenie so small it might as well be a curse from the devil himself

My guy is a snumzy, I’ve seen his weenie, it’s like a raisin in a sock

She said she didn’t even know he had a weenie

He tried to flex, but it was like he had a tiny pebble in there

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snumzy

a man so small in the front, the woman might as well be touching air

He tried to impress her, but it was like he had a pencil in there

She said it felt like she was touching a chicken

He was so small, she thought he had a cold

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snowman's chance in hell

A snowman’s only hope before hell melts it into a puddle of slush and curse words.

My chance at surviving this week was about as good as a snowman’s chance in hell.

That pizza was so bad, it had a snowman’s chance in hell.

I had a snowman’s chance in hell of passing that test.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snowman's chance in hell

The chance a snowman has before hell turns it into a pile of smelly carbon and regret.

That job interview was a snowman’s chance in hell.

My chances of getting out of this jail were a snowman’s chance in hell.

My dating life is a snowman’s chance in hell.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snowman's chance in hell

When a snowman’s only hope is getting roasted by the devil’s BBQ session in hell.

That math problem was a snowman’s chance in hell.

My chance of winning the lottery was a snowman’s chance in hell.

My chance of surviving this class was a snowman’s chance in hell.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snowballs chance in hell

A snowball’s chance in hell is like your chances of getting a date after you tell everyone you’re a vampire and then you eat a whole pizza in front of them.

Your chance of passing math

Your chance of getting a girlfriend

Your chance of surviving a karate class

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snowballs chance in hell

A snowball’s chance in hell is like trying to convince your mom you’re not a bad influence just because you drew a mustache on the principal’s face.

Your chance of getting a passing grade

Your chance of not getting grounded

Your chance of being the cool kid

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snowballs chance in hell

A snowball’s chance in hell is like your chances of winning a fight against a group of kids who all brought their brothers and their dads.

Your chance of winning the battle of the bands

Your chance of surviving lunch

Your chance of getting a decent grade in PE

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snowballs chance in hell

A snowball’s chance in hell is like your chance of being the last kid left standing after the teacher lets everyone else go to recess.

Your chance of surviving a math test

Your chance of winning the spelling bee

Your chance of getting a snack

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snowballs chance in hell

A snowball’s chance in hell is like your chance of getting a good grade when you brought a whoopee cushion to class and used it during a pop quiz.

Your chance of being called to the principal’s office

Your chance of getting a good grade

Your chance of being the class clown

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snowballs chance in hell

A snowball’s chance in hell is like your chance of making it through the day without getting yelled at by your mom after you spilled milk on your brother’s homework.

Your chance of getting a good grade

Your chance of surviving dinner

Your chance of getting out of doing chores

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snitcheruse

You go to snitch on someone who already snitched on you and now you're the sucker.

I told the teacher about Jake cheating, and he told the teacher about me stealing the pizza.

I ratted out my friend for stealing my lunch money, and he ratted me out for stealing his snack.

I snitched on my brother for breaking my phone, and he snitched on me for breaking his glasses.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snitcheruse

You think you're the only one who knows the secret, but the secret already got out and it was your fault.

I thought I was the only one who knew the principal was a fake, but my friend already told him.

I tried to keep the secret about the teacher's dead parrot, but my classmate spilled it first.

I tried to hide the fact that I ate the cake, but my mom already knew.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A snitcheruse

You're about to get someone in trouble, but they already got you in trouble first.

I was going to tell the cop about my dad's parking tickets, but my dad already told the cop about me stealing his hat.

I was going to tell the coach about my teammate cheating, but my teammate told the coach about me stealing his sneakers.

I was going to tell my mom about my brother eating my sandwich, but my brother told my mom about me eating his chips.

by Slangipedia 17d ago