A so close.
when you yell at someone for saying something stupid, and then you explain it like you’re talking to a toddler who just spilled juice on the floor.
'You said you could run a marathon? I can barely walk to the fridge!' 'I was tired, okay? I just woke up!'
‘You think you’re the best at chess? I beat your grandma last week.’ ‘That’s not fair, she’s a grandma!’
‘You said you could eat a whole pizza? I’ve only eaten half of mine, and I’m still full.’