A sociable Loner

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A human contradiction who loves being alone but still shows up to parties like they're required to be there

I showed up to the party and immediately went to the back and sat by the wall, no one even noticed me.

Told my friends I was coming to the party, then spent the whole time on my phone in the corner.

Went to the concert, sat in the front row, and never looked up from my phone the whole time.

A person who can be alone all day but still needs to be at a party to feel like they're doing something

Told my mom I was going to the party, but I just wanted to be near people and not actually talk to anyone.

I walked into the party, stood by the snack table, and left before anyone even said hi.

Went to the party, drank one soda, and then left because I had no idea what was going on.

A human who loves being alone but still goes to parties just to prove they can be there without talking to anyone

Showed up to the party, sat on a couch, and didn’t say a word for the whole time.

Came to the party, ate a whole pizza by myself, and then left.

Went to the party, saw no one I knew, and immediately went to the bathroom and stayed there.