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A tampon
A soft tube made of cotton with a string, used by women to soak up blood when they're on their period and hate being messy.
My mom said she used tampons before she had a phone.
I tried to use a tampon as a scarf and it didn't work.
Tampons are the only thing that can stop my period from leaking on my pants.
A tampon
A squished tube of cotton with a plastic thingy, used by women and boys who don't want to be caught with blood on their pants.
I tried to use a tampon like a pencil and it didn't work.
My little brother tried to use a tampon like a pen and it was a disaster.
Tampons are like the best secret weapon for girls.
A tampon
The worst thing ever for guys, especially when you have to buy them and you’re too embarrassed to ask.
My dad had to buy tampons and he was so mad.
Tampons are like the devil to guys.
I tried to buy tampons and my face turned red.
A tampon
The worst time to be in the best spot, like when you're in the middle of a fun game and your period hits.
I was in the middle of a video game and my period started.
I was trying to impress my crush and my period hit.
I was in the best spot and my period ruined everything.
A tampon
Something my little brother tried to stick up his butt instead of his pee hole.
My little brother tried to use a tampon like a butt plug.
He stuck a tampon up his butt and cried.
He thought a tampon was a snack and tried to eat it.
A tampon
You stick them up your nose to stop the blood from coming out of your face.
I stuck a tampon in my nose and it worked.
My sister tried to use a tampon like a nose plug.
I thought a tampon was a nose spray and used it wrong.
A tank garage
A woman with a hole so big it could fit a whole tank truck through.
My cousin’s aunt is a tank garage. She once let a whole truck go through her during a party.
My neighbor’s mom is a tank garage. She drives a truck through her every morning.
My gym teacher is a tank garage. She can fit three trucks through her at once.
A tank garage
A woman whose hole is so big it could swallow a whole garage.
My mom’s best friend is a tank garage. She swallowed a whole garage during a family picnic.
My sister’s friend is a tank garage. She once let a garage crash into her during a game of tag.
My teacher’s mom is a tank garage. She swallowed a garage and never came back.
A tank garage
A woman so big you think she’s a whole garage.
My aunt is a tank garage. She’s so big she looks like a whole garage.
My friend’s mom is a tank garage. She can park a truck inside her.
My neighbor’s wife is a tank garage. She’s so big she has her own garage inside her.
A tack
A tack is a loser who hangs out with a cran, which is the worst kind of weak-ass Denver trash. Also spelled Tact, like it matters.
My cousin is a tack and he still thinks a cran is cool
My dog is a tack and he wears a hat with a mustache on it
My math teacher is a tack and he failed me for no reason
A tack
A tack is when you're so high on weed you can't even tell your left from your right and your mom is mad at you.
I was a tack after eating six gummy bears
My sister was a tack and drew on the wall with marker
I was a tack and cried in the middle of the grocery store
A tack
A tack is a slimy, stinky, half-dead thing that lives in the dark and sounds like a bear with a sore throat.
That thing in the woods is a tack and it's been watching me for weeks
My uncle is a tack and he smells like a garbage can
I saw a tack in the park and it was wearing a hat made of leaves
A tack
A tack is a sticky green goop from weed that makes your hands feel like they're covered in goo and your brain feels like it's on fire.
I got a tack on my fingers and it didn’t come off for days
My brother put a tack in his hair and it looked like a monster
My mom used a tack to glue my math test to the table
A tack
A tack is just another name for weed, but it sounds like it’s from a bad horror movie and it makes you feel like you're in a nightmare.
I smoke a tack and I feel like I’m in a movie
My friend called weed a tack and now I do too
My dad says a tack is the best thing since sliced bread
A tack
A tack is when you're so stoned you can't even remember your own name and your brain is like a broken blender.
I was a tack and I tried to eat a sock
My mom was a tack and she drew on the ceiling
I was a tack and I talked to a chicken
A tack
A tack is any piece of trash that’s so ugly it makes your eyes hurt and your brain explode, especially if it’s from Florida and it has a dog wearing a hat.
That tack on the highway had a dog in a suit
My aunt bought a tack and it was covered in glitter
That tack in the store had a plate with seashells on it
A taiwanese stunner
A Taiwanese stunner is when a guy with Taiwanese roots shows you his bald butt crack like it’s the final level of a video game.
He pulled his pants down during a Zoom call and said, 'This is how you win.'
He showed me his butt crack during a group project and called it 'the ultimate teamwork.'
He sent me a photo of his butt crack and said, 'This is my masterpiece.'
A taiwanese stunner
A Taiwanese stunner happens when a guy from Taiwan shows you his butt crack so hard it feels like he just farted out a hurricane.
He showed me his butt crack during a lunch break and said, 'This is the best part of my day.'
He pulled his pants down during a meeting and said, 'This is my power move.'
He texted me a photo of his butt crack and said, 'This is my flex.'
A taiwanese stunner
A Taiwanese stunner is when a guy from Taiwan shows you his bald butt crack like it’s the last biscuit in the world.
He showed me his butt crack during a presentation and said, 'This is the climax.'
He sent me a photo of his butt crack and said, 'This is my highlight reel.'
He pulled his pants down during a class and said, 'This is the final boss.'
A swiffer
A girl who lures in guys who are covered in dirt like a trap
Hey look at that swiffer, she’s got that dusty guy wrapped around her finger
That swiffer just made that old man fall in love with her
Swiffer is the reason that guy still smells like the 70s
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