Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny piece of metal that girls shove up their crotches for fun and sometimes use as a cheap way to get off.

My sister says she uses tampons like a video game.

Tampons are my favorite way to cheat on math tests.

I tried to use a tampon like a sword and failed.

2

A soft tube made of cotton with a string, used by women to soak up blood when they're on their period and hate being messy.

My mom said she used tampons before she had a phone.

I tried to use a tampon as a scarf and it didn't work.

Tampons are the only thing that can stop my period from leaking on my pants.

3

A squished tube of cotton with a plastic thingy, used by women and boys who don't want to be caught with blood on their pants.

I tried to use a tampon like a pencil and it didn't work.

My little brother tried to use a tampon like a pen and it was a disaster.

Tampons are like the best secret weapon for girls.

4

The worst thing ever for guys, especially when you have to buy them and you’re too embarrassed to ask.

My dad had to buy tampons and he was so mad.

Tampons are like the devil to guys.

I tried to buy tampons and my face turned red.

5

The worst time to be in the best spot, like when you're in the middle of a fun game and your period hits.

I was in the middle of a video game and my period started.

I was trying to impress my crush and my period hit.

I was in the best spot and my period ruined everything.

6

Something my little brother tried to stick up his butt instead of his pee hole.

My little brother tried to use a tampon like a butt plug.

He stuck a tampon up his butt and cried.

He thought a tampon was a snack and tried to eat it.

7

You stick them up your nose to stop the blood from coming out of your face.

I stuck a tampon in my nose and it worked.

My sister tried to use a tampon like a nose plug.

I thought a tampon was a nose spray and used it wrong.