Discover Slang

A tero
A tero is a word that means nothing, but it’s used to annoy people who are too dumb to know it means nothing.
My friend asked me what a tero was. I told him it means nothing.
My teacher made me write a whole essay on what a tero is. It was pointless.
I told my friend a tero was just a stupid word. He was confused for hours.
A tero
A tero is a girls' vagina in New Zealand, and that’s the only thing that matters.
My friend said a tero is just a vagina. I didn’t believe him until he showed me.
My teacher said a tero is used in New Zealand. I still don’t get it.
I asked my friend what a tero was. He said it’s a vagina. That’s not helpful.
A tero
A tero is a weird nepali phrase that means your grandfather’s grandson’s shining underwear. It’s the dumbest thing ever.
My friend told me a tero is just some weird nepali phrase. I didn’t believe him.
I asked my teacher what a tero was. She said it’s shining underwear. That’s not helpful.
My friend’s grandfather’s grandson’s underwear is a tero. That’s just stupid.
A teenager
A kid who thinks they can survive a zombie attack but can't even remember their own multiplication tables.
Why did I eat my math test? Because I thought it was a zombie.
I'm saving the world, not doing homework.
Zombies are easier to deal with than my algebra teacher.
A teenager
Too young to drive, too old to be treated like a kid, and stuck in the middle of it all.
I'm not a kid, but I still have to do my chores.
I'm old enough to have a crush, but not old enough to have a car.
I’m too old to be treated like a kid, but too young to be treated like an adult.
A teenager
Told to act like adults, but given the brain of a toddler who just discovered pants.
I’m supposed to act like an adult, but I can't even remember my own name half the time.
I’m given adult responsibilities, but I still cry when I drop my phone.
I’m told to act like an adult, but I still throw tantrums in the middle of the school day.
A teenager
Treated like a kid, but expected to understand life, love, and why people are always saying stupid things.
I’m treated like a kid, but I understand more about life than most adults.
Why do people always say stupid things? It’s so annoying.
I’m expected to understand love, but I still don’t get why people like my crush.
A teenager
People who are trying to grow up, but getting in the way of everyone else’s plans.
I’m trying to grow up, but I’m getting in the way of my mom’s plans.
I’m trying to be a grown-up, but I still get distracted by my phone.
I’m trying to grow up, but my friends are still trying to be kids.
A teenager
The only thing that can scare Gerard Way is a bunch of kids who don’t know what they’re doing.
Gerard Way is terrified of teenagers who don’t know what they’re doing.
Teenagers can make Gerard Way run for his life.
Gerard Way thinks we’re going to take over the world.
A teenager
The age when you're stuck between a kid who thinks they're cool and an adult who thinks they're dumb.
I’m stuck between a kid who thinks they're cool and an adult who thinks they're dumb.
Kids think we’re cool, but adults think we’re dumb.
We’re stuck between being cool and being dumb.
A technology nut
A person who yells at their phone if it doesn't update fast enough.
My phone took 10 minutes to update. I threw it at the wall. It worked better.
I bought a new phone. The old one still had a 5% charge. I left it in the fridge.
I texted my friend. It said 'Connecting...'. I texted the internet. It replied 'Still connecting.'
A technology nut
Someone who would rather die than use a phone from last year.
My phone is from 2018. I used it to call my mom. She hung up. I cried.
I found a phone from 2016. I tried to use it. It said 'Error: You are ancient.'
I bought a new phone. The old one was still charging. I threw it in a lake.
A technology nut
A person who thinks their phone is smarter than their brain.
My phone told me to eat cake. I did. It told me to cry. I did. I now have a headache.
I asked my phone a question. It said 'Unknown error'. I asked my mom. She said 'You're stupid.'
I texted my phone. It said 'You are not worthy.' I texted my mom. She said 'You're not.'
A tear just ran down my leg
That made me so turned on I could feel it in my pants
My dog just stared at me like I was his new best friend and I was already hard
I saw my crush in the hallway and my leg started sweating
I got a 100 on my math test and my leg was like 'yes'
A tear just ran down my leg
I was so excited my leg leaked like a broken hose
I got a pizza and my leg was leaking like it was a waterfall
My mom said I could stay up late and my leg started dripping
I saw a cat wearing a hat and my leg went 'yes'
A tear just ran down my leg
I was so happy my leg was crying tears of joy
I got a new video game and my leg was crying happy tears
My dad gave me money and my leg was like 'thank you'
I got into my dream school and my leg was sobbing
A team Edward Chick
A kid who’ll sleep with anyone, anywhere, as long as they shine like a glitter bomb in the sun and drive a Volvo. They film themselves snoring just to check if guys are watching them and would slice their arms just to see if vampires show up to drink their blood. They also yell at pale, pretty people in the street like they’re on a caffeine binge.
I just got a text: 'If you don’t text me back, I’ll cut my wrist.'
Posted on TikTok: 'Vampire alert! My blood is calling them.'
DM to a stranger: 'You look like Edward Cullen. Prove it.'
A team Edward Chick
A middle schooler who’ll sleep with anyone if they glow in the sunlight and ride around in a Volvo. They film themselves napping just to see if guys are spying on them and would stab themselves just to see if vampires show up. They also scream at pale, hot guys on the sidewalk like they’re having a meltdown.
Tweet: 'I cut my arm and no vampires came. I’m sad.'
Text to a guy: 'You’re not Edward Cullen. I’m disappointed.'
Posted on Instagram: 'I’m filming my nap. It’s a documentary.'
A team Edward Chick
A kid who’ll sleep with anyone if they sparkle like a disco ball in the sun and drive a Volvo. They record themselves sleeping just to see if guys are watching and would slash their skin just to see if vampires come. They also yell at pale, hot guys in the street like they’re having a tantrum.
Text: 'I’m slashing my arm again. Vampires better show up.'
Posted on Twitter: 'I’m filming my nap. It’s a masterpiece.'
DM to a guy: 'You’re not Edward Cullen. You’re just a disappointment.'
A tampon
A tiny piece of metal that girls shove up their crotches for fun and sometimes use as a cheap way to get off.
My sister says she uses tampons like a video game.
Tampons are my favorite way to cheat on math tests.
I tried to use a tampon like a sword and failed.
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