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A thousand deaths

When you grab your index fingers and slam them into someone's butt crack like it's a door you're trying to kick open.

I did that to my teacher and she gave me a pop quiz.

My friend slammed his fingers into my butt crack and I screamed like a baby.

I used that move on my dog and he ran out of the house.

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A think

A think is when you try to use your brain but it’s too lazy to help you.

Bro, I asked you what 2+2 was and you took 20 minutes to think about it. Bro, it’s 4.

My mom took 10 minutes to think about whether she should put on pants or not.

I asked my dad if he wanted coffee and he thought about it for 5 minutes. He finally said no. I don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A think

A think is when you ask someone something simple and they act like they’re solving the mystery of the universe.

I asked my uncle if he wanted pizza and he thought about it for 15 minutes. I don’t even know what he thought about.

My teacher took 10 minutes to think about whether 2+2 was 4 or 5. I gave up.

I asked my brother what time it was and he thought about it for 3 minutes. I just got a phone.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A think

A think is when your brain won’t stop talking to you and it’s the worst.

I tried to fall asleep but my brain kept talking to me. It was like I had a roommate in my head.

I had a think at 2 a. m. and it took me 10 minutes to fall asleep. I regret it.

My brain talked to me for an hour and I just wanted to scream.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A think

A think is when you stare at something like it’s the last piece of cake and you’re trying to figure it out.

I stared at the math problem for 10 minutes and still didn’t get it. It was like it was mocking me.

I thought about the question for 5 minutes and still had no idea what it was asking.

I sat there thinking for 15 minutes and my brain was like, ‘I give up.’

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A think

A think is when you’re about to do something but you stop and think about it like it’s the most important thing in the world.

I was about to eat my burger but I thought about it for 10 minutes. I missed my chance.

I was going to text my friend but I thought about it for 5 minutes. I lost my momentum.

I was about to leave the house but I thought about it for 3 minutes. I missed my train.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A think

A think is when your brain is so busy trying to figure things out it’s like it’s doing a full-time job.

My brain was working so hard it was like it had a second job.

I had to think so much my brain was tired. I didn’t even do anything hard.

My brain was so busy thinking it forgot to work properly.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A think

A think is when you’re so used to not thinking that when you do, it feels weird.

I didn’t think for a year and now I’m trying to think and it feels weird.

I used to think every day and now I can’t think for my life.

My brain forgot how to think and now it’s trying to remember.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you doesn't pay the bill when you're the one who messed everything up

I said thanks, but I still owe you for breaking my phone.

She thanked me, but I still have to clean up the mess she made.

He said thanks, but I still have to pay for the pizza he stole.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

You can say thanks, but that won't fix the problems you caused

I thanked him, but I still have to deal with his bad decisions.

She said thanks, but I still got yelled at for her mistake.

He thanked me, but I still got stuck with the blame.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you won't cover the damage you did

I said thanks, but I still have to fix the hole he made.

She thanked me, but I still got the blame for her mistake.

He said thanks, but I still have to pay for the broken lamp.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

Thanks don’t mean a thing if you didn’t help out

I said thanks, but I didn’t even lift a finger.

She thanked me, but I still did all the work.

He said thanks, but I had to finish his homework for him.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

You can say thanks, but it won’t make the pain go away

I said thanks, but I still got the worst part of the project.

She thanked me, but I still had to deal with the noise.

He said thanks, but I still had to take the blame.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you won’t fix the mess you made

I said thanks, but I still had to clean up the trash.

She thanked me, but I still had to do her homework.

He said thanks, but I still had to deal with the mess.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A textuationship

A fake love affair that happens through texts or games. You never meet, but you pretend you're soulmates just because you argue over punctuation.

'Why did you send me a text at 3 a. m.?' 'Because I was bored and you're my favorite idiot.'

'You're my forever person. Forever.' 'Forever? You texted me once.'

'I love you.' 'I know. You've said that 27 times this week.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A textuationship

When you text someone so much you think you know them, but they're just a random person who never shows up to the party.

'Hey, I just got promoted!' 'Wow, congrats. Did you eat breakfast yet?'

'I miss you.' 'I miss you too. I miss you every time you text me.'

'We should meet someday.' 'Yeah, someday. Like next year.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A texas tim

Grabbing your friend's junk and twisting it like a pretzel until they scream

My cousin did a texas tim at the party and I still hear him crying

I did a texas tim to my brother because he called me a baby

At the bus stop, my friend did a texas tim to me and I nearly peed my pants

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A texas tim

Pulling your friend's genitalia like it's a taffy pull and laughing when they yell

My friend did a texas tim during lunch and got sent to the office

I did a texas tim to my mom and she said I was a monster

At the mall, my brother did a texas tim to me and I ran out of the store

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A texas tim

Holding your friend's junk like it's a hot potato and not letting go until they beg for mercy

My friend did a texas tim to me during math class and I failed the test

I did a texas tim to my dad and he said I was the worst kid ever

At the park, my sister did a texas tim to me and I cried like a baby

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A tension

Tension is when two people are too awkward to talk but too horny to leave. It’s like a bad date that’s going to end in a fight or a weird kiss.

My ex and I had tension for a year. We texted every day but never met up. One day he said, 'I miss you, but I also miss my sanity.'

At the party, my crush and I had tension. We stared at each other for ten minutes before someone asked why we were both sweating.

My mom and my sister have tension. They fight every day, but they still eat lunch together like nothing happened.

by Slangipedia 18d ago