A'zonte
A'zonte is when you're so slow you could make a snail blush.
I took ten minutes to put on my shoes.
I watched the clock for an hour just to see it tick.
I asked for a glass of water and took ten minutes to drink it.
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A'zonte
A'zonte is when you're so dumb you think the moon is a giant cheese pizza.
I told my teacher the moon was a pizza. She gave me a D.
I asked for a slice of moon. I got a slice of bread.
I tried to eat the moon. It tasted like cheese.
A'viyanah
the most stunning woman i have ever laid eyes on. my soul’s only hope and my future’s only chance.
She’s the only one who can make me forget my own face.
If I don’t marry her, I’ll die a lonely man.
She’s the reason I skipped my job interview.
A'viyanah
the one woman who makes me forget my own name. my heart’s only obsession.
She walks in, and I forget how to breathe.
I’d quit my job for her in a heartbeat.
She’s the only one who can make me forget my own sins.
A'viyanah
the best-looking lady in the whole wide world. my life’s only purpose.
I’d fight a dragon for her.
She’s the only thing that keeps me from going insane.
I live for her, and I die for her.
A'taiza
A'taiza is a brainy, sassy, and sweet girl who will tell you exactly what's wrong with your life. She acts like a mom to everyone she knows, but she’s also the person you call when you need a real friend who won’t let you fail.
You failed your math test. A'taiza texts you: 'You’re a smart kid. I know you did this on purpose.'
Your brother robs a store. A'taiza calls you: 'I’m proud of you, but I’m also gonna kill you.'
You cry about your ex. A'taiza replies: 'He wasn’t worth it. Now stop being a baby.'
A'taiza
A'taiza is the type of girl who knows all your secrets and will tell them to your face. She’s the best friend you never knew you needed, and she’ll stick up for you even when you’re being a total idiot.
Your crush dumps you. A'taiza texts: 'He’s a loser. I told him he was a loser.'
You get into a fight with your brother. A'taiza calls you: 'I’ll beat him up for you. Just bring me snacks.'
You fail a test. A'taiza says: 'You’re smart. This is just a phase.'
A'taiza
A'taiza is like a mom, a best friend, and a teacher all rolled into one. She won’t let you fail, and she’ll remind you of that every single day if you need it.
You’re being lazy. A'taiza texts: 'You’re smart. Stop being lazy.'
You fail a test. A'taiza calls: 'You’re smart. This is just a setback.'
You cry about your ex. A'taiza says: 'He’s a loser. You’re a winner.'
A'syaria
She’s a fat, adorable mess who laughs in your face and makes you feel like a loser. She’s always high on life and never shuts up.
She showed up to my birthday party wearing pajamas and a crown. I cried.
She texted me at 2 a. m. with a photo of her cat wearing a taco hat. I died.
She told my mom she was a ‘legend’ and my mom cried. I got a pizza.
A'syaria
She’s a big, cute human disaster who can’t stop talking and makes everyone around her go crazy. She’s always high and loud.
She showed up to my class wearing socks with bacon on them. I got a B+.
She sent me a voice note of her singing in the shower. I got a tattoo.
She told my dad he was a ‘chicken’ and my dad cried. I got a pizza.
A'syaria
She’s a huge, sweet mess who talks nonstop and makes everyone laugh until they cry. She’s always high and never stops being a pain in the ass.
She showed up to my funeral wearing a T-shirt that said ‘I died for this.’ I got a new life.
She texted me during church with a picture of her eating a whole pizza. I got excommunicated.
She told my teacher she was a ‘baddie’ and my teacher gave me detention. I got a pizza.
A'shila
she’s a laugh factory, always cussing and joking, but she’s a total wimp when spiders show up. she’s loyal to her fam and her friends, and if you hang out with her, you’ll end up hooked. she’ll cheer you up when you’re in the dumps.
A’shila: "I’ll laugh at your jokes, but if a cockroach touches me, I’ll scream like a baby." #bugphobia #laughingmad
She texted me: "I’m fine, I just saw a fly and I had to leave the room." #bugattack #lifeisweird
At the party, she told the worst puns, but when a spider dropped from the ceiling, she ran out crying. #bugophobia #weaknessrevealed
A'shila
she’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet, but she’s terrified of bugs and always acts like she’s the best friend in the world. if you talk to her, you’ll get hooked on her energy and she’ll always make you feel better when you’re down.
A’shila: "I can laugh at your jokes, but if I see a beetle, I’ll cry like a toddler." #bugphobia #funnyfriend
She DM’d me: "I’m happy, but I just saw a centipede and I ran away." #bugpanic #funnyfriend
She was laughing at my jokes until a fly landed on her face, and she screamed like it was the end of the world. #bugphobia #laughingmad
A'shila
she’s hilarious and always cussing, but she’s scared of bugs and acts like she’s the best friend ever. if you hang out with her, you’ll be obsessed with her, and she’ll make you feel better when you’re sad.
A’shila: "I’ll make you laugh, but I’ll scream like a girl if a spider comes near me." #bugphobia #hilarious
She said: "I’m happy, but I just saw a worm and I cried." #bugpanic #funnyfriend
At the party, she was the funniest, but when a fly landed on her head, she screamed like it was a horror movie. #bugphobia #hilarious
A'shaa
He’s the poster boy of good looks and charm. Women fall for him like he’s the last slice of pizza at a party.
He walked in and I forgot my name.
My friend texted me: 'He’s hotter than my ex and my coffee.'
He smiled at me and I felt like I was in a commercial.
A'shaa
He’s the king of cool. He doesn’t even try to be good looking, it just happens.
He said hello and I blushed like I was 12.
My friend said, 'He’s like a god with a smile.'
He sat next to me and I forgot how to breathe.
A'shaa
He’s the reason women lose their minds. He’s like a perfect sandwich, no mess, no drama, just good looks.
He passed me and I tripped like a fool.
My friend said, 'He’s the best thing since sliced bread.'
He winked and I felt like I was on fire.
A'sari
An Asari is a hot blue chick who makes your brain melt and your pants catch fire
I saw an Asari in the hallway and I instantly forgot how to breathe
My cousin tried to flirt with an Asari and got rejected by the entire class
I’m still mad my crush is an Asari and I’m just a boring human
A'sari
Asari is a beautiful blue girl who makes you look like a sad potato
My Asari friend is so pretty I looked like a sad potato during lunch
I tried to impress an Asari with my math skills and she just smiled and said 'I’m better at algebra'
I ate a whole pizza just to forget about my Asari crush
A'sari
An Asari is a sexy blue girl who turns every guy into a love-struck idiot
I became a love-struck idiot after seeing my Asari classmate
My brother asked an Asari out and now he’s stuck in a love triangle
I got distracted by an Asari and failed my history test